Category: Cowboy Pick Up Lines That Work!
The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
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I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.
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No need to be alarmed ma’am, that’s not a pistol in my pocket.
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How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
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Wanna see my scars?
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Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren’t no cowboy, we’re talking a good time!
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Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
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Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
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You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.
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I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
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