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In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
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A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
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Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
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I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
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Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
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When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
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Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
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How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
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Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
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This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you
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