Category: Jewish Pick Up Lines That Work!
Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!
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If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
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Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
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Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?
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Don't worry I won't passover you.
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Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns…
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My apples are just dying for your honey!
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After getting lost for 40 years I've think I've finally found what I was looking for
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Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights?
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I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
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