Category: Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines That Work!

Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d take my last breath to say "I Love You"
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How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!
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You. Me. Dance floor. Now. Don't give me no ado about nothing.
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I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
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You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
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Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
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Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
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I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
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How'd you like to be in my will?
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