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Let's fill out a 1040 – you're a 10, and I'm 40.
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Please baby, let me withhold you.
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You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.
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If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
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If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.
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You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income – now let's do it.
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Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.
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You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.
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After filing today, I learned I have quite a strong flexible spending account. Are you flexible?
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In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.'
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