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• Category: 4th of July Independence Day
  • I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”
  • I'd start a revolution for your number.
  • Wanna role play? I'll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.
  • I'll do your process.
  • We'll have a balance on powers. You can be on top.
  • There's too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?
  • They call my bedroom the 14th colony.
  • Baby, you're a firework.
  • You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
  • You have the right to protest but I don't think you'll want to.
  • You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.
  • Let's be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.
  • Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just… carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.
  • I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation.
  • I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.
  • Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.
  • I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
  • I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you…are excessively fine!
  • I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
  • I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
  • You can be my mate but we won't be doing any running.
  • You can pay the poll tax personally with me.
  • I will go full-term in your oval office.
  • The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won't!
  • The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
  • You don't have to wait for succession, you're first in line for me.
  • "The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
  • 18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!
  • Whooo! Party like it's 1776!
  • If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
  • Baby I can last for waaayy more than 2 terms.
  • Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.
  • They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
  • Baby, I'll make you see stars and stripes!
  • You remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure
  • You read, white, and blew my mind.
  • My flag will never fly at half mast as long you're around.
  • You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
  • I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.
  • Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly…outside your bedroom window.
  • Oh say can you see… me in your bed tonight.
  • You have the right to bear me in your arms.
  • The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a penis…I'll loan you mine.
  • Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
• Category: Accountant
  • It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.
  • How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets.
  • What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.
  • I think we should swap some liquid assets.
  • Are you my revenue? Because I’m so loss without you!
  • In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.'
  • You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.
  • You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income – now let's do it.
  • If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
  • Please baby, let me withhold you.
  • Let's fill out a 1040 – you're a 10, and I'm 40.
  • I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit.
  • Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit
  • Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.
  • You make my pants file for an extension.
  • Nice assets.
  • You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother, which is good, since I still live with her.
  • Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.
  • Baby, I could tax that ass all night long!
  • You know, my return this year was huge…like, huuuuge.
  • So do you file electronically around here often?
  • After filing today, I learned I have quite a strong flexible spending account. Are you flexible?
  • Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.
  • If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.
  • You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.
  • You know, you can increase your charitable contributions by handing me your digits.
  • I’ve been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.
• Category: Airport
  • I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
  • I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.
  • I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.
  • I know a great recovery for jet lag.
  • Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
  • Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
  • I'd love to be your final destination.
  • I love a good South of the border crossing.
  • A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
  • Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.
  • Are you ready to board?
  • Can I claim your baggage?
  • Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.
  • I can last longer than a jet engine.
  • You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.
  • Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?
  • I would give anything to be your personal item.
  • Let's cross the international dateline together.
  • Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.
  • If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
  • Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.
  • I hate red-eye flights, but I would fly all night for you.
• Category: Alien & UFO
  • Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.
  • Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • What's a nice girl like you doing in a galaxy like this?
  • Where have you been, for the first 900 years of my life?
  • You know what's faster than the speed of light? My heart when I just think of you.
  • Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Do you want me to probe you?
  • If you were a laser, you’d be set on 'stunning'.
  • Want an out-of-this-world experience?
  • Want to join the thousand-mile-high club?
  • Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
  • Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my saucer?
  • Are you a carbon-based model?
  • Have you eve had a close encounter of the pantless kind?
• Category: Angel & Heaven
  • I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
  • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.
  • Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
  • There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
  • [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
  • Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
  • I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
  • Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
• Category: Animal
  • If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?
  • If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!
  • Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
  • Do you like Eagles? Cause I can make you sore.
  • They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
  • If you were a camel, I'd hump you!
  • Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
  • Are you a unicorn? Because you’re my fantasy
  • Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
  • Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.
  • I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.
  • Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
  • It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn’t be out in the open!
  • If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken
  • Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
  • Life's a jungle – let's go to your place and bang like animals!
  • If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
  • Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
  • Do you wanna play lion tamer? It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
  • Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
  • If I was a squirrel I'd store my nuts in your hole!
  • There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place
  • I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
  • Do you like Sea World, because you’re about to be in my splash zone
• Category: Anime
  • Do they make you in hug pillow?
  • I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
  • I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?
  • There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.
  • You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
  • Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
  • My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
  • Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.
  • Yamato – "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood"
  • Gaara – "Ever been shukaku'd?"
  • Naruto – "I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?"
  • Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.
  • Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!
  • Damn, girl, you must be a hollow.
  • You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.
  • Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.
  • Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
  • I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan.
  • I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
  • All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.
  • Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
• Category: Articles
  • 15 ways to make a girl laugh
  • Great ways to Flirt with a Girl
  • How to read women. Instantly!
  • How to Tell Story to a Girl
  • What Girls Hate
  • How to Touch a Girl & Where to Touch Her to Make Her Horny
  • How to be an Alpha Male
  • How to Get a Girlfriend
  • How to Meet Your Girlfriends Parents
  • How to date multiple women
  • Foods That Increase Sex Drive
  • 10 Deadly Pick Up Mistakes Revealed
  • Pick up openers
  • Where to Pick up Girls
  • How to Text a Girl
  • Easy Tricks On How To Pick Up Girls
  • 7 Tips For How To Pick Up Girls At A Bar And Get Laid
• Category: Artist
  • You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.
  • If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.
  • Girl, you're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.
  • Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.
  • At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.
  • Are you into monochrome? Because I’d love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
  • Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.
  • Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
  • Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?
  • Have you ever posed nude?
  • Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.
  • If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?
  • Is your dad an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.
  • Vincent Van Gogh out with me
• Category: Astronomy
  • Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
  • Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
  • How about you and I form a binary system?
  • How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? We can learn about astronomy then afterward maybe I can explore Uranus. 
  • I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
  • I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. 
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 
  • Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
  • Mind if my comet enters your solar system? 
  • My pants are approaching escape velocity.
  • My space ship is ready. Wanna ride? 
  • Nice asteroids.
  • There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. 
  • You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
  • You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
  • Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.
  • Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines. 
  • Are you into astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.
  • Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
  • Baby you make my telescope expand. 
  • Baby, you're like a white dwarf star, extremely hot but not very bright.
  • Care to experience some thrust? 
  • Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed? 
  • Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world. 
  • Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
  • Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
  • Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable. 
  • Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take? 
  • Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole? 
  • Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
  • Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
  • Hey girl! Let me orbit around that ass. 
  • Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
  • Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe. 
• Category: Atheist
  • I know you're an atheist, but I can make you scream God.
  • Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
  • Wanna re-create the Big Bang?
  • Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?
  • Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!
  • I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.
  • Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?
  • Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?
  • Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else.
  • Let me show you there is a God.
  • Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don't worry I can provide tons of proof.
  • I know I'm an atheist but, GOD DAMN you're gorgeous!
• Category: Avengers
  • If you'll be my Pepper Potts, I'll be your Tony Stark (Iron Man)
  • Did you know lightning is 5000 times hotter than the sun? (Thor)
  • You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)
  • You're the stars on my spangled banner (Captain America)
  • I don't need to summon thunder to light you up! (Thor)
  • Are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart! (Iron Man)
  • My shield can block anything, but it couldn't stop you from finding a way to my heart. (Captain America)
  • I'm like cupid, baby, I'll shoot you with my arrow of love. (Hawkeye)
  • Did you use my scepter? Because you're taking over my heart (Loki)
  • You've smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)
  • Did it hurt? When you fell out of Asgard? Cause you're a goddess! (Thor)
  • Forget about World Domination, I only want to Dominate you . (Loki)
  • You're the only person I don't see better from a distance (Hawkeye)
  • Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything! (The Hulk)
  • I'm the best swinger in town! (Thor)
  • You're so hot, you're breaking my circuits! (Iron Man)
  • On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend. (Captain America)
  • It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)
  • Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face. (Thor)
  • I'm Tony Stark. And I've saved my best weapon for you. (Iron Man)
  • I may be a god, but you're a full-on goddess. (Thor)
  • When I saw you I knew that god had truly blessed America (Captain America)
  • For Valentine's Day, I'll give you my arc! (Iron Man)
  • You're the bulls-eye, and my arrow never misses. (Hawkeye)
  • 70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do… I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)
  • You really caught my eye. (Nick Fury)
  • They don't call me incredible for nothing! (The Hulk)
  • I was frozen in ice for decades… Wanna help me warm up? (Captain America)
  • My spidey sense isn't the only thing tingling. (Spiderman)
  • I love you from the bottom of my arc reactor. (Iron Man)
  • Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer. (Thor)
• Category: Back to School
  • Summer must be over, because I can tell you’re about to Fall for me.
  • If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.
  • I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.
  • I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes.
  • Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
  • Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book… you solve all my problems!
  • I wish I was your Calculus homework, because I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk!
  • You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you.
  • Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.
  • If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you to take the SATs, because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!
  • I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.
  • That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.
  • How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
  • Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
  • What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?
  • I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.
  • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick, what’s your number?
  • You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.
  • Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.
  • I hear you're good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • You must be a perfect test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  • I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
  • You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
  • Do you like Chemistry? Because I've got my ion you!
  • Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  • I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.
  • You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
  • Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.
  • Can I have your significant digits?
  • If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.
  • My love for you is like pi… never ending.
  • Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!
  • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!
  • Your lab bench, or mine?
  • High school is hell… and you’re the hottest thing here!
  • Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?
  • Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Category: Bad
  • When our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?
  • That dress looks great on you
  • What’s your favorite tv show from your childhood?
  • Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
  • Finally I found a Girl like you
  • I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
  • What’s one thing you can’t live without?
  • The most common pickup line used in a gay bar: May I push in your stool?
  • What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
  • You look like my mom!
  • Hey, I’m new in town.
• Category: Baseball
  • Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you're warming me up.
  • Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
  • You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
  • My dugout, or yours?
  • Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
  • I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
  • I'd got to bat for you, babe.
  • Can I pinch hit on you?
  • If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
  • I'm falling in glove with you.
  • I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
  • You're quite the catch, baby.
  • I'm an umpire – give me your number so I can make the call.
• Category: Basketball
  • You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!
  • If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
  • Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
  • I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
  • If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
  • Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
  • You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Wanna sample my skills?
  • Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
  • Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
  • If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
• Category: Beach
  • If you were a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.
  • Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
  • How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
  • Nice beach balls, can I play?
  • I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
  • They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.
  • Let’s go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
  • If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
  • You’re a wealthy neglected housewife, I’m a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me.
  • I wanna pound you the way the ocean pounds the surf.
  • I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
  • I hope you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away
  • Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
• Category: Biker
  • Is that your kickstand, or are you happy to see me?
  • My bike is in for a service. Can I ride you instead?
  • My bike isn’t the only thing that has a shaft
  • Wanna put on your leather and burn some rubber?
  • Hey babe, I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.
  • You’re prettier than a brand new Harley Davidson.
  • My bike is in for a service and I was wondering if you'd service me while it was gone.
  • Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.
  • Wanna ride my chopper?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Let’s ride on the back of my bike and taste my glue.
  • Hey girl, I bet you would look fabulous on my bike.
  • Hey girl, I’d love to see all your tattoos.
  • Wanna get all lubed up?
• Category: Black Friday
  • Are those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place!
  • Baby, you are like a Black Friday deal… worth the wait!
  • I would line up outside Walmart for you on Black Friday.
  • Careful, don't run too fast, or you might just trample my heart.
  • Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on.
  • Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?
  • I'd dig through a $5 DVD bin for your favorite movie on Black Friday just to win your heart.
  • I’ve been waiting behind you in line for five hours… Nice ass!
  • I see you waiting in line too. I can help you kill some time.
  • I'd give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.
  • Meeting you is better than any of the deals I’ve seen on Black Friday!
  • Your clearance rack looks amazing, if you know what I mean!
  • Skip the Black Friday line. You can have me for free.
  • You can't put a price on love like ours.
• Category: Bollywood
  • Soocho, soocho… aur soochne ke liye main tumhe apni saari zindagi deta hoon – Saif Ali Khan from Kal Ho Naa Ho
  • Tu original piece hai, maloom hai na tujhe? Aisa dosara nahi hai. – Shahid Kapoor from Jab We Met
  • Rahul naam toh suna hoga – Shah Rukh Khan from Dil Toh Pagal Hai
  • Aati Kya Khandala? – Aamir Khan from Ghulam
  • Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi… to tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega – Salman Khan from Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
  • I love you, girlfriend ban ja meri, tu aur main rock kar denge! – Ranbir Kapoor from Rockstar
  • Mujhe yakeen hai ki mein sirf isliye janma hoon….ki tumse pyar kar sakun….tum sirf isliye, ki ek din meri ban jaao. – Aamir Khan from Dil Chahta Hai
  • Main tujhe bahut bahut bahut love karoonga aur tujhse dher sara love loonga… bol degi love? – Ranveer Singh from Band Baaja Baaraat
  • Aag joh dil mein lagi hai, usse duniya mein laga doonga main… joh teri doli uthi, zamaane ko jalaa doonga main – Ajay Devgn from Diljale
  • Kya aap believe karte hai love at first sight mein… yah main dobaara ghoom ke aao? – Saif Ali Khan from Cocktail
  • Mere dost mujhe Majnu bulate hai – Farhan Akhtar from Zindagi Na Milegi Dobaara
  • Main tumhari aankhon mein apni mohabbat ka ikraar dekhna chahta hoon. – Dilip Kumar from Mughal-e-Azam
  • Mere saamne waali khidki mein ek chand ka tukda rahta hai. – Sunil Dutt from Padosan
• Category: Bookworm
  • Is it 451 degrees Fahrenheit in here, or is it just you?
  • Is your name Harriet? Cause I caught you spyin' on me.
  • Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
  • The Sun isn't the only thing around here that Also Rises.
  • Wanna go find us A Room of One's Own?
  • If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
  • I'd Revisit your Brideshead anytime.
  • I'd Fight to go to a Club with you.
  • Hey girl, don't be The Stranger.
  • I'd like to Catch 22 of you.
  • My friends call me Robert, but you can call me The Beowulf.
  • My Heart was a Lonely Hunter 'til I met you, girl.
  • I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
  • Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
  • Would you like to peek at my hardcover?
  • I have a library card, do you mind if I check you out?
  • I want to take your body to Wuthering Heights.
  • Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
  • Are you Five People? 'Cause I just met you, and I'm in Heaven.
  • As I Lay Dying…my biggest regret was not telling you how beautiful you are.
  • I wanna do Wild Things wherever you Are.
  • I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
  • I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
  • I'd like to end your Age of Innocence.
  • Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
  • I know For Whom the Bell Tolls, so why don't you call me sometime?
  • I spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but I want to spend every other day with you.
  • I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
  • If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I'd have a Secret Garden.
• Category: Bowling
  • Are you a pinsetter? Because you just swept me off my feet.
  • Let’s never split!
  • My lanes are freshly waxed, if you know what I mean.
  • You've got a great rack there.
  • Let's talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all XXX.
  • Is your name Strike? Because you're a perfect 10!
  • I think it's time we ditched these gutter balls and got out of here, what do you say?
  • I live by one motto: Strikes in the streets, splits in the sheets.
  • Are you a 300 game? Cause you’re perfect!
  • You know what else has three holes?
  • Are you a 7-10 split? Because I’d love to pick you up.
  • I'd sure like to pin you down.
  • Baby, you’re incredi-bowl.
  • Are you a bowler? Because you're right up my alley!
  • Excuse me, miss. I just wanted to strike up a conversation.
  • Forgive my forwardness. My mind's been in the gutter all night long.
• Category: Brands
  • Girl, you’re like Mastercard – seeing you is priceless
  • Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!
  • What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now
  • You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
  • Do you have a Bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Do you like Wendy’s? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendy’s nuts slide across your face.
  • Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can't get this footling for free.
  • Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cookoo for you
  • How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?
  • I don't need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.
  • I want you more than a Haagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
  • Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D
  • I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!
  • I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
  • I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  • Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.
  • Are you a bottle of Coke? Because you open my happiness.
  • My name is Hostess… Because I have the cream filling
  • Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
  • Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
  • I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!
  • Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
  • Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
  • My dong is a rental car company – it Hertz!
  • Girl, I'm an American Express lover – you shouldn't go home without me!
  • I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
  • Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious
  • Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you’re Hot And I'm Ready.
  • Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong.
  • Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds you’d be a McGorgeous
  • Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.
  • Do you work at Dicks’? Because you’re sporting the goods!
  • Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
  • Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you're smoking!
  • Do you work at Burger King? Because you’re giving it to me the way I like it!
  • Do you like Kelloggs? Wanna frost my flakes?
  • Can I double stuff your Oreo?
  • Did you just come from KFC, cause your thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
  • You remind me of a green bottle. Because I wanna Mount and Do you!
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
• Category: Breaking Bad
  • Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!
  • My love for you is 99.1% pure.
  • Screw Meth. Love is my drug.
  • Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I'll put on your finger.
  • Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.
  • I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
  • I own a carwash. Let's get dirty.
  • I won't call you bitch unless you want me to. -Jesse
  • You are the Lily to my Valley.
  • Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
  • Crystal Meth ain't got nothing on you, baby!
  • I'm in the DEA and I'm totally DTF. -Hank
  • Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
  • If the trailer's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!
  • Real men know how to cook.
• Category: Buddhist
  • I know I'm a buddist, but GOD DAMN you're gorgeous!
  • It is a man's own mind that lures him to evil ways. My mind is full of you.
  • So, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback.
  • Have I met you before? Maybe it was in a previous lifetime.
  • Buddha said every relationship in your life is a reflection of you. I can see myself in your beautiful eyes.
  • I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
  • It goes against my belief to be judgemental, but your beauty outshines everyone in the room.
  • Looking for Nirvana? I can definitely take you there!
  • Relax and awaken to your own divine being!
  • Would you like to come over and meditate with me?
  • I'm into Tantra which views the woman as an aspect of your own infinite self.
  • Hey girl, are you familiar with Buddha's teaching?
  • I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
• Category: Business
  • Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.
  • Are you involved in Business? Because you really know how to position yourself for me.
  • Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
  • I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.
  • I would be happy to be your human resource.
  • Your customer interface is impressive.
  • The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind – benchmark.
  • You say accelerated growth, I just say hot!
  • Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.
  • How about we slip out of these suits and into something a little more casual Friday?
  • I am feeling this burn rate in many places.
  • If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.
  • If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?
  • In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest… for real, it’s hot!
  • Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.
  • Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.
• Category: Call of Duty
  • Girl, you should never pick up a ballistic vest – it would be a shame to cover up your two best attachments.
  • I use Full Metal Jacket for deeper penetration.
  • Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.
  • You're so hot, you warm my cold-blooded heart.
  • Do you like my long barrel?
  • If you were a map pack, I'd download you.
  • The odds of meeting a girl as amazing as you, are the same as the odds of hitting a no-scope shot from across the map.
  • All I have to do is press "X" to pick up a weapon. Does that work for picking you up as well?
  • I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.
  • Let me know when you're close, so I can use my blast shield. It was a mess last time.
  • I would run around the world for you… without lightweight.
  • How 'bout we meet at Underpass and I'll Tactically insert you.
  • Even if you were wearing a ghillie suit, you'd still be the most beautiful girl here.
  • Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?
  • Getting this tactical nuke was the hardest thing I've ever done. I hope getting your phone number won't be as difficult.
  • Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.
  • What class are you using? Because when I press select, you're at the top of my list.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I rejoin this lobby?
  • Sitcky going out! Sorry, you're just that hot!
  • How 'bout coming back to my place and helping me work on my next montage – it won't be a Call of Duty one this time.
  • Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.
  • Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
  • That's not an m60 in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
  • I'd catch a grenade for you… it's ok, I've got FlakJacket pro!
  • How many COD points does it take to unlock you?
  • You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.
  • Watch out girl, my predator missile is coming at you from behind!
  • You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.
• Category: Car & Truck
  • Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
  • I'd love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
  • They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
  • Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
  • Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
  • Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
  • I need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.
  • Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
  • I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  • Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
  • Ever had sex in bucket seats?
  • Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
  • My nuts are made of titanium.
  • Would you like to blow my head gasket?
  • Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.
  • If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
  • Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?
  • If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long.
• Category: Casino
  • I’ll ante up if you’ll go down.
  • My favorite hand is when yours is holding mine
  • If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond
  • I’ve got a side game going on in my pants. Wanna play?
  • Can I tap your stack for good luck?
  • I only have one move in poker and in love – I go all in
  • I wouldn't mind a bad beating from you.
  • Nice rockets!
  • You must be a high roller, because you make my bar raise!
  • Want to play heads up? I’ve got chips in my room
  • Thank you for helping me make my hand. All I needed was a Queen!
  • Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered.
  • Can you please stop staring at my chip stack?
  • How good are your lips at blowing on dice?
• Category: Catholic
  • Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.
  • Wow girl, I know you’re going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good!
  • You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
  • Nice bible! I would like to pray with you.
  • What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
  • My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
  • What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
  • You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a catholic.
  • Do you believe in Divine appointment?
  • Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
  • You must be God’s best creation
  • Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
  • Confess here often?
  • Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.
• Category: Celebrity
  • Girl, you remind me of Jason Derulo, because everytime we meet, I want to sing your name!
  • Are your legs dancing to Taylor Swift, because it looks like they are never ever getting back together
  • Let's play Celebrity Dogs, I'll be Justin Bieber's Papillon, you can be Selena Gomez's Husky Mix, and I'll bury my bone in your backyard!
  • Hey there beautiful, would you make out with me if I told you that I stole Harry Styles’ chapstick?
  • Am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?
  • Is your name Ariana? Cause that ass is grande.
  • Hey babe we go together like Beyonce and #1 records!
  • Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me
  • Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you
  • I'm no Tiger Woods, but I am a Tiger, and I have Wood
  • Do you like Basketball? Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson
  • Ever heard of Metallica? Because you could ride my lightning.
  • I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.
  • You make Kylie Jenner look like a Teletubbie.
  • In my head, we're already together. from "Catching Feelings"
  • It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better. from "Never Let You Go"
  • I'd wait on you forever and a day, hand and foot, your world is my world. from "U Smile"
  • Don't be so cold, we could be fire. from "Take You"
  • Everything about you girl is so contagious. from "Catching Feelings"
  • You're beautiful, you know it, I think it's time you show it. from "All Around the World"
  • I don't know your name, but I love your smile. from "Out of Town Girl"
  • Don't need these other pretty faces like I need you, and when you're mine, in the world there's gonna be one less lonely girl. from "One Less Lonely Girl"
  • I could be your Buzz Lightyear, fly across the globe. from "Boyfriend"
  • If I could just die in your arms, I wouldn't mind. from "Die in Your Arms"
  • For you, I would walk a thousand miles. from "Be Alright"
  • Don’t play games with me because my suit is always Trump.
  • Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.
  • Let's make a sex tape together. I promise I won't tell anyone, unless you cross me.
  • I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.
  • Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?
  • Say baby, I had to mention, if you were a star, you'd be the only one I'm searching for. from "Shut it Down"
  • I've got my eyes on you, you're everything that I see, I want your hot love and emotion endlessly. from "Hold On, We're Going Home"
  • Whoever I be with, they got nothing on you. from "Hate Sleeping Alone"
  • You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice. from "Best I Ever Had"
  • I miss the feeling of you missing me. from "Redemption"
  • Get all your affairs in order, I won't have affairs, I'm yours, girl. from "Faithful"
  • That p—y knows me better than I know myself. from "Faithful"
  • I don't know how to talk to you, I just know I found myself getting lost with you. from "Too Good"
  • You a real ass woman and I like it. from "Fire & Desire"
  • I'm way too good to you, you take my love for granted. from "Too Good"
  • It's about us right now, girl, where you going? from "With You"
  • I know you're seein' someone that loves you and I don't want you to see no one else. from "Redemption"
  • We could stare up at the stars and put The Beatles on. from "F—— Problems"
  • If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I can take you places you ain't never been before. from "Boyfriend"
  • I don't want nobody when I got your body. from "One Love"
  • You know what they say about big hands.
  • Is your ass ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it
  • How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?
  • Nice dress, can I deport you from it?
  • How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?
  • I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire
  • Wanna see my Zogby poll?
  • Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.
  • Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?
  • If you were my girl, I'd let you delete all the emails you wanted.
  • I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast
  • I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.
  • If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?
  • I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.
  • I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.
  • I've got a big dong. It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!
  • I wanna Putin your boob in my mouth.
  • Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.
  • You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.
  • Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?
  • Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!
  • If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.
  • You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.
  • Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.
  • I’ll make your love life great again.
  • Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
  • It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.
  • Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!
  • Go ahead, ruffle my hair.
  • Want a Tic-Tac?
• Category: Cheerleader
  • The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!
  • Are you a cheerleader? Because you’ve been tumbling through my mind all day!
  • I must be a loose flyer, because I’m falling for you!
  • Are you a flyer? Because I want to pick you up.
  • I wish I were your back spot so I could touch your butt.
  • I’ll love you like a flyer loves not bring dropped.
  • Hey cutie, I can really teach you how to yell.
  • I received a 0.5 deduction for falling for you.
  • Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.
  • I’d love to see the way you handle my spirit stick.
  • Would you like a banana to go with those splits?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight of someone’s butt?
  • I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.
• Category: Cheesy
  • You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
  • You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
  • You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
  • You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
  • You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
  • You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
  • You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!
  • You're the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
  • You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on… I've already fallen for you."
  • You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  • You should be someone's wife.
  • You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
  • You’re my favorite weakness.
  • You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.
  • You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
  • You’re so cute it’s distracting!
  • You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
  • Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
  • Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  • You're hotter than donut grease.
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  • You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
  • You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
  • You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
  • You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
  • You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  • You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
  • You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
  • When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
  • When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
  • When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
  • When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • Where do you hide your wings?
  • With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
  • Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • You are a 9 – you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  • You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • You are the reason men fall in love.
  • You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  • You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
  • You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
  • You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
  • You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
  • This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
  • This time next year let’s be laughing together.
  • Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
  • Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
  • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
  • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • What's on the menu? Me-n-U
  • What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
  • Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.
  • Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
  • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  • She/He says: "Hold on"
  • Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you're killing me!
  • So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  • So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
  • Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
  • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
  • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
  • There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  • There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
  • Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
  • Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
  • My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't… I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
  • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
  • On The Phone
  • Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
  • Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
  • Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me.
  • Put down that cupcake… you're sweet enough already.
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
  • Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
  • Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
  • Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
  • Is your name Mickey? Because you’re so FINE!
  • Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
  • Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
  • It's a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you'd be too hot to handle.
  • It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
  • Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
  • Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
  • Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
  • Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
  • Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
  • I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
  • I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
  • I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
  • I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm Batman!
  • I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
  • Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.
  • Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
  • Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!
  • Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
  • Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!
  • Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm… good!"
  • If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
  • If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  • If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
  • If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
  • If you were a flower you'd be a damnnn-delion
  • If you were a potato you'd be a sweet one.
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
  • If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
  • If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • I'm lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
  • I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
  • If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  • If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  • If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
  • If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  • If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
  • If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
  • If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
  • If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
  • If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  • I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
  • I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • I was blinded by your beauty… I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen
  • I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
  • I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
  • I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is!
  • I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
  • I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  • I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
  • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
  • If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
  • I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.
  • I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
  • I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
  • I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • I know where they give out free drinks… it’s a place called “My House”!
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
  • I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents… do you want to be my dime?
  • I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
  • I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
  • How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.
  • How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm (insert name here).
  • How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
  • I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
  • I can't think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
  • I could lay next to you forever… or until we decide to go eat.
  • I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
  • I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
  • I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
  • I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
  • I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
  • I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
  • Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • Here's the key to my house, my car… and my heart.
  • Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
  • Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
  • Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • Hey baby, you've got something on your butt – my eyes!
  • Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.
  • Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  • Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
  • Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  • Hey… Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
  • Hey… somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  • Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
  • Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
  • Girl, you’re like Mastercard – absolutely priceless.
  • Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
  • Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
  • Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one.
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
  • Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
  • Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
  • Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  • Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  • Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
  • Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
  • Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
  • Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
  • Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
  • Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
  • Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  • Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
  • Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot!
  • Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
  • Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
  • Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
  • Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.
  • Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  • Can I hit you in the face… with my lips?
  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
  • Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  • Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
  • Are you mexican? Because you're my juan and only!
  • Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.
  • Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
  • Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
  • Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.
  • Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  • Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
  • Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
  • Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
  • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  • Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  • Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
  • Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
  • Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
  • Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
  • Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
  • Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
  • Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Are you an omelette? Because you're making me egg-cited!
  • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  • Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
  • Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • Are you Hurricane Katrina? Cause you’re blowing me away.
  • Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
  • (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
  • [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
  • [Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest
  • Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
  • Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
  • Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
  • Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
  • Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
  • Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
  • My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
  • Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
  • Didn’t I do your sister?
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  • Did you know that I saved a girl’s life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
  • Guy: I bet you’re a C-cup. Girl: How’d you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
  • Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
  • Hi, I was just wondering? Do you wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?
  • Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
  • I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.
  • What color is your shit?
  • Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
  • Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
• Category: Chemistry & Biology
  • You're so hot, you denature my proteins. 
  • You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. 
  • If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode! 
  • I'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron. 
  • It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat. 
  • Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water. 
  • My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you! 
  • Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA. 
  • Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid. 
  • Want to be my substrate/enzyme? 
  • We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after. 
  • We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. 
  • Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away. 
  • You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre. 
  • You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world. 
  • You give me more jolt than a mitochondria! 
  • You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. 
  • You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation. 
  • You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. 
  • You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage. 
  • You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. 
  • Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel? 
  • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond? 
  • I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. 
  • I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
  • I don't need neurons to stimulate your sensory system. 
  • I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. 
  • I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
  • I want to stick to u like glue-cose. 
  • I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers. 
  • I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. 
  • I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. 
  • I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U. 
  • If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? 
  • If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. 
  • If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential. 
  • If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. 
  • If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm? 
  • If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you. 
  • If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive. 
  • If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar. 
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. 
  • Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe. 
  • Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point. 
  • Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te 
  • Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne 
  • Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS! 
  • Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? 
  • Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction. 
  • Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table? 
  • Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine! 
  • Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
  • Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you! 
  • Do you want to extract some protein from my column? 
  • Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered. 
  • Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters? 
  • Hey baby, want to form a zygote? 
  • Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
  • Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? 
  • Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack! 
• Category: Chocolate
  • You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman's Sampler.
  • You’re like my favourite chocolate bar – half sweet and half nuts!
  • Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!
  • Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!
  • You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
  • Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates, because I want to take your top off.
  • Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day. All I’m asking for is one from you.
  • I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.
• Category: Christian
  • I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman…
  • If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.
  • Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
  • I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
  • Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
  • When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
  • I put the "stud" in bible study.
  • I didn't know angels flew this low.
  • I'm no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
  • Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
  • Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
  • Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
  • Here's my number… Call me if you need prayer.
  • What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
  • I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
  • I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
  • Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.
  • You make me want to be a better Christian.
  • You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
  • Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
  • The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'… how about dinner?
  • I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I'm being lead to Bethlehem.
  • My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits
  • You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
  • I would part the red sea for you.
  • You are perfect, except with all the sin.
  • I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
  • Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
  • I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
  • Bathsheba had nothing on you.
  • Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
  • Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
  • Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
  • How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
  • How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
  • If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
  • Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
  • It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
  • I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
  • I just don't feel called to celibacy.
  • Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
  • For you I would slay two Goliaths.
  • You float my ark.
  • Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
  • So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don't have yours!
  • I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
• Category: Christmas
  • Some of my best toys run on batteries…
  • Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight…
  • If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
  • I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
  • What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
  • Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
  • Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
  • Believe me… if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
  • Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
  • I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear…
  • Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
  • Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
  • How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
  • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
  • Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
  • Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
  • I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
  • Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
  • I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
  • He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
  • Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
  • You are what I want for Christmas.
  • I can get you off the Naughty List.
  • You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
  • Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
  • Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
  • I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
  • I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
  • I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
  • That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
  • I know when you've been bad or good…so let's skip the small talk!
  • Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean…
  • I've got something special in the sack for you!
  • How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
• Category: Coffee
  • I bet you don’t like drips.
  • Do you want me to grind that for you?
  • Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.
  • I’m very gentle on the frothing knob.
  • You roast my heart.
  • That's a nice mug you got on ya.
  • Been thinking about you a latte
  • Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants
  • Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  • Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.
  • are you a chai because I’d like to get dirty.
  • I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
  • I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.
  • You giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
  • If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  • My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
  • I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
  • I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
  • Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.
  • Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.
  • I like my ladies like I like my coffee – a hot shock to the lap.
  • Wanna go on a doppio date?
  • You’re looking very non-fat these days.
  • Is that a steam wand in your pocket?
  • Don’t add honey to that chamomile, you’re already too sweet.
  • I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.
  • I like the way you espresso yourself.
  • Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
  • I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake, because baby you make my heart palpitate.
• Category: Corny
  • This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
• Category: Cowboy
  • You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle…
  • I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be ridin bareback all night.
  • Are you a cowgirl? Cause I can see you riding me.
  • I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
  • I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
  • You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.
  • Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
  • Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
  • Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren’t no cowboy, we’re talking a good time!
  • Wanna see my scars?
  • How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
  • No need to be alarmed ma’am, that’s not a pistol in my pocket.
  • I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you’re one fine hoe.
  • The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
  • Got 8 seconds?
  • Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
• Category: Cute
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  • You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
  • If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
  • Your so cute its distracting
  • Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
  • Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
  • Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!
  • Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.
  • Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
• Category: Dentist
  • Use dental floss? How about me hiring you as my personal coach sometime over lunch?
  • Stick your tongue out farther for me.
  • You’re drooling a bit.
  • I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you.
  • Your enamel is not the only thing that’s hard.
  • My next appointment is 6 months from now? Any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over coffee?
  • Suck on this for just a second.
  • Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.
  • Wanna get drilled?
  • I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.
  • Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.
  • I'm a dentist, why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.
  • Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
  • I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.
  • Is your father a dentist? Because you have a beautiful smile.
  • It's time to probe your gaps.
  • You must be a dentist, because I can't smile without you.
  • You're so sweet that I'm getting a toothache just looking at you.
  • You’re a piece of eye candy and I've got a sweet tooth.
• Category: Dirty
  • Do you like Kellogg’s? Cause I wanna Frost your Flakes. 
  • Do you like long cocks on the beach? 
  • Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead! 
  • Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust. 
  • Do you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this dick in your ass. 
  • Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later. 
  • Do you like soda? Because I'd mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew) 
  • Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts. 
  • Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw. 
  • Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face! 
  • Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place. 
  • Do you like yoga? Cause Yoganna love this dick. 
  • Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard. 
  • Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U. 
  • Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick. 
  • Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I? 
  • Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together 
  • Do you take Visa? 
  • Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost? 
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  • Do you come here often or wait till you get home? 
  • Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight. 
  • Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants. 
  • Do you have a phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling me. 
  • Do you have a shovel? Cause I'm diggin' that ass! 
  • Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees 
  • Do you have an inhaler? Because you've got ass ma. 
  • Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? 
  • Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!
  • Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! 
  • Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink. 
  • Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. 
  • Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D. 
  • Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and fk the sht out of you. How do like them apples? 
  • Do you like bacon? Wanna strip? 
  • Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock? 
  • Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pussy. 
  • Do you like jewels? [Yes/No] well, suck my dick, it's a gem. 
  • Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them! 
  • As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. 
  • At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" 
  • Baby I last longer than a white crayon. 
  • Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet! 
  • Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?
  • Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts? 
  • Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me. 
  • Can I be the wiener in your hotdog? 
  • Can I punch you in the face… with my lips?
  • Can I read your t-shirt in braille? 
  • Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.
  • Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains? 
  • Could I touch your belly button… from the inside? 
  • Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut? 
  • Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face. 
  • Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise. 
  • Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. 
  • Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind? 
  • Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow. 
  • Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood. 
  • Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it! 
  • Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine. 
  • Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now. 
  • Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you. 
  • Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night. 
  • Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick? 
  • Are you from China? Cause I'm China get in your pants. 
  • Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up. 
  • Are you from Ireland? 'Cuz my dick's-a-Dublin! [Look down at your crotch] 
  • Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass. 
  • Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna phil you with my penis. 
  • Are you gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let's have sex. 
  • Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick. 
  • Are you jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth. 
  • Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. 
  • Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls. 
  • Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I'm picturing you holding up my balls. 
  • Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
  • (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. 
  • [Excuse me, do you have the time?] "Yes, do you have the energy?" 
  • [Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you're ready. 
  • [Hold up a screw] Wanna screw? 
  • [Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" 
  • [Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!" 
  • [What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants. 
  • All those curves, and me with no brakes. 
  • Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them… 
  • Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood. 
  • Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place! 
  • Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
  • Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you. 
  • Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. 
  • Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. 
  • Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons! 
  • Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants! 
  • Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you. 
  • Are you a raisin? Cuz you’re a raisin my dick! 
  • Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!
  • I wish you were a screen door, so I could slam you all day long! 
  • I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you. 
  • I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long! 
  • I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face. 
  • I’ll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
  • I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
  • I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with. 
  • I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart. 
  • I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK’
  • If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? 
  • If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go. 
  • If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fk me? [No] Good, because mine is 8 inches. 
  • If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? 
  • If I washed my dick, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks. 
  • If I were a Nintendo cartridge would you blow me? 
  • If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants. 
  • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning. 
  • "Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?" 
  • "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast! 
  • I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. 
  • I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine! 
  • I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? 
  • I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours. 
  • I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in. 
  • I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. 
  • I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 
  • I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body? 
  • I only have 12 hours to live… please don't let me die a virgin. 
  • I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all. 
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you. 
  • I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… "Nice ass!"
  • I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fk. 
  • I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest. 
  • I wanna floss with your pubic hair. 
  • I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one. 
  • I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. 
  • I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. 
  • I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help… 
  • I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 
  • I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
  • I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together? 
  • I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality? 
  • I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy. 
  • I have a job for you, but it blows! 
  • I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. 
  • I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. 
  • I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down? 
  • I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fk you. 
  • I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight. 
  • I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas. 
  • I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place. 
  • Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. 
  • Hi, wanna fk? [No] Mind lying down while I do? 
  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. 
  • Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart." 
  • How about you be my story and I'll be your climax! 
  • How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized? 
  • How much will $20 get me? 
  • Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it 
  • Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you 
  • Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand! 
  • Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to? 
  • Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fk? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza? 
  • Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited! 
  • Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. 
  • Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight. 
  • Hey baby, I'll fk you so well, the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done. 
  • Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it. 
  • Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long! 
  • Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat. 
  • Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution? Slippery when wet? Dangerous curves ahead? Yield? 
  • Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby? 
  • Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? 
  • Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left. 
  • Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
  • Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then? 
  • Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
  • Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me? 
  • Do you wanna see why my nickname is 'tri-pod'? 
  • Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood? 
  • Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. 
  • Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you
  • Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood. 
  • Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. 
  • Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you're a fine pizza ass. 
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. 
  • Does your ass have Allstate insurance? [No, why?] Well do you want it to be in good hands? 
  • Don't ever change. Just get naked. 
  • Don't let me die! I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue. 
  • Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level? 
  • Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself. 
  • Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? 
  • Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 
  • Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours? 
  • Fk me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? 
  • First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. 
  • Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. 
  • Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? 
  • That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? 
  • The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you? 
  • The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fk you on the floor. 
  • The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you. 
  • The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 
  • There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? 
  • There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place. 
  • There are so many things you can do with the human mouth… why waste it on talking? 
  • There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. 
  • They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pssy needs. 
  • They say sex is a killer… Do you want to die happy? 
  • This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex. 
  • This may seem corny, but you make me really horny. 
  • Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them? 
  • Touch your toes and I'll show you where the rocket goes! 
  • Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me.
  • Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later. 
  • Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh. 
  • Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you? 
  • Do you wanna do something that rhymes with 'Truck'? 
  • Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag! 
  • Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow? 
  • On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass? 
  • Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
  • Please tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes 
  • Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later! 
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines… nice tits. 
  • Roses are red, violets are fine. If I be the 6, will you be the 9? 
  • Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; So let’s begin!
  • Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. 
  • Sit on my face and let me get to ‘Nose’ you better 
  • Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us. 
  • Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 
  • So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund. 
  • So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund. 
  • So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score? 
  • Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. 
  • That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I. 
  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. 
  • That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. 
  • Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. 
  • Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 
  • Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down. 
  • Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it. 
  • Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down. 
  • Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you. 
  • Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? 
  • My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? 
  • My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? 
  • My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
  • My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
  • My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome. 
  • My name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick? 
  • My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow? 
  • Nice fking weather. Want to? 
  • Nice shoes, wanna fk? 
  • Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex? 
  • Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them? 
  • Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed… and you can be too! 
  • I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. 
  • I'm not Asian but I'll still eat your cat. 
  • I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex. 
  • I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out. 
  • I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. 
  • I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons. 
  • Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge. 
  • Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's in your bra? 
  • Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass. 
  • Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here! 
  • Is your name Dora? Cause I'll let you explore this dick. 
  • Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition 
  • Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon. 
  • It's not just going to suck itself. 
  • Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal.
  • Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal. 
  • Just remember: To you, I am a virgin. 
  • Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity. 
  • Let us let only latex stand between our love. 
  • Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in. 
  • If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. 
  • If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!
  • If You Were A Dodge truck, I'd Ram You.
  • If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? 
  • If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays? 
  • If you're feeling down, I can feel you up. 
  • If you're feeling down, I can feel you up. 
  • I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. 
  • I'm a burglar and I'm gonna smash your backdoor in. 
  • I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup? 
  • I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion? 
  • I'm afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight? 
  • I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus. 
  • I'm bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel! 
  • I'm easy. Are you? 
  • I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. 
  • I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath? 
  • I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get! 
  • I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. 
  • I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line. 
  • You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home! 
  • You smell like trash. May I take you out? 
  • You smell… We should go take a shower together. 
  • You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on! 
  • You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
  • You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.
  • Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls! 
  • Your bone structure is giving my bone structure. 
  • Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them. 
  • Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. 
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. 
  • Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them? 
  • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours. 
  • Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. 
  • Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis! 
  • You're like my own personal brand of heroin. 
  • You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead! 
  • You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you! 
  • If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D. 
  • If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? 
  • You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. 
  • You are the reason that god invented boners. 
  • You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible." 
  • You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass. 
  • You can’t be my first, but you could be my next. 
  • You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis. 
  • You have been very naughty. Go to my room! 
  • You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand. 
  • You know what I like in a girl? My dick. 
  • You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me. 
  • You know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.
  • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 
  • You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. 
  • You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you. 
  • You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you. 
  • You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you. 
  • You remind me of my cousin. I want to bang you so bad, but I know that I can't. 
  • You remind me of my little toe… because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. 
  • You remind me of the movie "Scarface" cause I want you to say hello to my little friend. 
  • You should join the circus so you can learn to juggle my balls all day. 
  • We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows… You're hot and I wanna be on top of you. 
  • We're out of bleach. Do you want to go in the janitor's closet and make out? 
  • What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course? 
  • What can I do to make you sleep with me? 
  • What do you like for breakfast? 
  • What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. 
  • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 
  • What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari. 
  • What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around! 
  • Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? 
  • Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? 
  • Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 
  • Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free? 
  • Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free? 
  • Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later! 
  • With great penis, comes great responsibility. 
  • Would you like a hotdog to go with those buns? 
  • Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation? 
  • Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under. 
  • Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits 
  • Wanna play Pearl Harbor? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the hell outta me! 
  • Want me to put some words in your mouth?? 
  • Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. 
  • Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth. 
  • Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do. 
  • Was your father a welder? Because those sure are acetylene tits! 
  • Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere? 
  • We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you. 
  • We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fk. 
  • Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
• Category: Disney
  • I can make any fairy moan… All I need to do is Tink'er'bell. 
  • I can take you to infinity and beyond. 
  • I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing. 
  • I’ll bippity bop you, girl! 
  • I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas. 
  • I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty. 
  • Is your name Ariel? Cause we mermaid for each other.
  • Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?
  • One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world. 
  • Sit on my face and ask me to lie… What? You've never been Pinocchio'd? 
  • There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
  • Things are much better down where it's wetter.
  • You are part of the circle of my life. 
  • You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt" 
  • You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down. 
  • You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight. 
  • Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice. 
  • Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey. 
  • Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas? 
  • Can you feel the love tonight? 
  • Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet. 
  • Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years. 
  • Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 
  • Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast? 
  • Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits! 
  • Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes? 
  • Hi my name is Mickey, and there is nothing Minnie about me!
  • Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody? 
  • Honestly, I just wanna get The Sword in the Stone!
• Category: Doctor
  • Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
  • Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
  • (Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
  • When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
  • How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? Baby, you make me vasodilate!
  • No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
  • Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
  • Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
  • That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
  • I am an organ donor, need anything?
  • Come into my office and take off your pants.
  • My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.
  • (Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
  • My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.
  • I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
  • Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
  • Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
• Category: Doctor Who
  • You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves…
  • Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
  • A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart.
  • Are you a Dalek? Cause you've been rolling through my mind all night.
  • Baby, you just gave me Torchwood.
  • SEXTERMINATE!!
  • Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.
  • I'd like to take you out for texting and scones.
  • PROCREATE!!
  • Why don't you come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey?
  • I hear you're Allon-easy.
  • I won't blink cause baby, you're a weeping angel.
  • Wanna tickle my tardis?
  • Are you an angel? Because I haven't blinked since I first saw your face.
  • You make my centurion stand at attention.
  • Can I stick my fish fingers in your custard?
  • You're so Oodiful. Wanna come back to my place?
  • You can play Doctor Donna.
  • INSEMINATE!!
  • Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • You've stolen both my hearts!
  • Would you let me be the one to open your Pandorica.
• Category: Dogs
  • It was love at first sniff.
  • I love to be pawed.
  • I’ve crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
  • You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
  • Hey girl, want to help me bury my bone?
  • Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
  • You had me at ruff.
  • When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!
  • Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
  • You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
  • Come on, don't make me beg!
  • Hey there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha dog?
  • Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
  • Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
  • Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
  • Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
  • A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
  • Do you pee here often?
  • I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
  • Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
  • You smell so familiar
  • Your doghouse or mine?
  • Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.
  • Can I get you a tennis ball?
  • I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
  • Do you pee here often?
  • I came here looking for a little tail.
  • Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
  • I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
  • Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
• Category: Easter
  • I'm in the mood to multiply.
  • There's an Easter parade in my pants… wanna go?
  • You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
  • If you come back to my place, I'll give you a 'peeps' show.
  • I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
  • I'm on a hunt – for your number.
  • You're not just somebunny… you're my bunny.
  • I'll show you where Easter eggs come from – you may be surprised!
  • Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
  • You put the cream in my eggs.
  • I'm just like an easter bunny – sweet, but hollow on the inside.
  • I could never Passover you.
  • It's easter – Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!
  • My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
• Category: Economics
  • Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.
  • I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”, because I know were meant to “B”
  • I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves
  • You’ve got the curves to supply my demand!
  • You’re an economist. I’m an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?
  • You have some fine new resources, because you made my PP curve expand.
  • I’ll reveal my preferences if you will.
  • I have a feeling you really understand the “nature of the firm.”
  • Want to go prove the law of diminishing utility is incorrect?
  • How can I lower your barriers to entry?
  • Your presence is one big positive externality
  • You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping
  • You’re my very favorite kind of moral hazard.
  • Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.
  • I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?
  • I think you and me would have great potential output
  • Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.
  • Now those are some tangible assets!
  • You make my demand curve go inelastic
  • Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit
  • Babe, I’m like a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply the entire market.
  • If I were the inelastic side of the market, I’d want you to be the excess burden of tax, so you could fall heavily upon me.
  • I can assure you: There’s no adverse to this selection.
  • C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort
  • I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.
  • Are your legs available for some open market operations?
  • I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.
  • Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy
• Category: Fencing
  • Can I lubricate your point tonight?
  • Don't worry about a thing, I brought a protective rubber tip.
  • I prefer the French style, but I hear Italian is fun too.
  • Are you into whips, or just good old fashioned thrusting?
  • Are you a screamer?
  • Are you here for the fencing lesson? Because I'm about to shove it in
  • Can I be your bp later?
  • I want to touch you all over!
  • Wanna pull my body wire tonight?
  • Will you parry me?
  • You look edgy, perhaps you should lower your guard a little.
  • You can lunge at me any time.
  • If fencers still wore hearts on their uniforms you'd see how you've touched mine.
  • Wanna find out why my friends call me the Scoring Apparatus?
  • Let me buy you a Lexan mask so I can gaze into your eyes all day.
• Category: Fire Fighter
  • Nice hose, does it pump?
  • I’m on fire – you wanna stop, drop and roll with me?
  • I could make you scream louder than the fire siren.
  • I don’t have a very long hose, but I’ve got one hell of a pumper!
  • I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire!
  • Can I hit your hydrant?
  • Did u know that firefighters are professional hose handlers?
  • It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet!
  • Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water.
  • You know, firefighters have the longest hoses!
  • I’m a firefighter… I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.
  • They call me "The Fireman"… mainly because I turn the hoes on.
  • The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
  • You’re hotter than a 5 alarm fire.
  • The hotter you get, the faster we come!
  • Firefighters are always in heat.
  • Your so hot, a firefighter couldn’t put you out.
  • I would climb you like a ladder.
  • I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
  • The first rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing. Can I go ahead and start now?
  • As a fireman, I’m an expert in what’s hot.
  • Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole?
  • If you play with fire, you’ll end up burnt. If you play with a firefighter you’ll end up wet!
• Category: Flirty
  • May I flirt with you?
  • (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
• Category: Food
  • You remind me of cheese… I want you on everything!
  • You’re as complete as quinoa. 
  • You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts.
  • You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar. 
  • Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise. 
  • Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious 
  • You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts. 
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTE-cumber.
  • I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen… You treat me right, and I'll do it your way. 
  • I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. 
  • Let me be a chicken nugget and take a dip in your sauce. 
  • Life would be feta if we were togetha. 
  • Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u 
  • Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. 
  • Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing. 
  • You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heart burn. 
  • You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly. 
  • You must work at subway, because you’re giving me a foot long. 
  • Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple. 
  • Can I double stuff your Oreo? 
  • Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life 
  • Did you just come from KFC, cause your thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick. 
  • Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up! 
  • Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D 
  • Do you like hot dogs girl? Cause I'd like to put my weiner between those buns 
  • Do you like Krispy Kreme? Cause I wanna glaze your donut. 
  • Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust. 
  • Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you! 
  • Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand. 
  • Do you work at Little Caesars? Because you’re Hot And I'm Ready. 
  • How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce? 
  • I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans. 
  • I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? 
  • I like my women like I like my doughnuts – HOT and HOLY! 
  • I like my women like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers. 
  • I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco, but I sure will spice up your life. 
  • I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day. 
  • I wish I had some butter for them biscuits. 
  • Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner! 
  • Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now? 
  • Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous. 
• Category: Football
  • Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
  • You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
  • Consider this your two-minute warning… before I kiss you.
  • Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
  • I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
  • I'm gonna go for two after I score.
  • I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
  • Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
  • How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
  • I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
  • Wanna be my receiver tonight?
  • Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
  • Are you an eligible receiver… of my phone number?
  • I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
• Category: For Women
  • I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog? 
  • My body has 206 Bones. Want to give me another one? 
  • My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
  • My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me? 
  • My taco would like you to meat it.
  • Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you
  • Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
  • That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too. 
  • They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.
  • Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
  • Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
  • Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam. 
  • Want to give me an australian kiss? It's like french kissing, but you're going down under. 
  • What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that? 
  • What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long. 
  • Why am I so tired? Because I've been kegeling all day.
  • You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
  • You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it. 
  • You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill. 
  • You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.
  • I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose. 
  • I don't feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin. 
  • I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
  • I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood. 
  • I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
  • I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we? 
  • I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket. 
  • I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live 
  • If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool? 
  • If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package? 
  • I'm French Horny for your Tromboner. 
  • I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off. 
  • I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. 
  • I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match. 
  • I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off? 
  • In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people… can I practice on you? 
  • Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina? 
  • Is my vagina crying, or are you just sexy? 
  • Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you 
  • Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo. 
  • Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you. 
  • Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.
  • Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
  • Are you a supermarket sample? 'Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
  • Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway? 
  • Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day 
  • Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
  • Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex
  • Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want 
  • Do these feel real to you?
  • Do you eat tacos? Because my Taco Bell is open. 
  • Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do. 
  • Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 
  • Do you work at Subway? Because I could really go for a footlong. 
  • Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
  • Happy Alentine's Day… I'll give you the 'V' later. 
  • Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this. 
  • Hi. I have a vagina.
  • How do you like your sausage in the morning… grilled or blown?
  • How much woman can you handle?
  • Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life. 
  • Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns. 
• Category: Fortnite
  • I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.
  • Is your name Mire? Because I'm making you Moisty.
  • I'd jump off a floating bus for you.
  • Wanna feel my shifty shaft?
  • Have you ever been sprayed by a mini gun?
  • Want me to Grease up your Grove tonight?
  • Did you come from Tilted Towers? because I would Tilt you over!
  • If you were a chest, I would loot you.
  • I promise I ain't no double-pump chump
  • I just survived TItled Towers, so I'm totally looted up right now
  • I want my shifty shaft to visit your moisty mire
  • Did you come from the lodge? Because I wouldn't make you lonely.
  • Call Me Cupid Cause I Just Landed a Crossbow Shot to your Heart.
  • My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon. The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.
  • If we were the last 2 people on earth, I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.
  • You turned my pants into a Moisty Mire.
• Category: Game of Thrones
  • I am the king, so if you don't go out with me, I'll kill your dad. 
  • I don't need blood magic to raise your Dothraki king 
  • I may be an imp, but I never go limp. 
  • I may be king in the north, but I want to be the king of your heart. 
  • I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you! 
  • I'd climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl! 
  • If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you. 
  • If you come up north for me, I'll go down south for you. 
  • I'll stick you with my pointy end. 
  • Is it hot in here because of the long summer, or is it just you? 
  • Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 
  • Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon. 
  • I've fallen harder for you than Bran Stark. 
  • Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire! 
  • Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel
  • The real "Kingslayer" is in my pants. 
  • Want to see how sullied I am? 
  • You must be my sister, because I'm extremely attracted to you. 
  • You must be part halfwit, because the only thing you'll be screaming tonight is my name. And my name is Hodor. 
  • "Valhar Cunnilingus!"
  • Are Hodor's legs tired? Because he's been carrying you through my mind all day 
  • Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh'llor? Because I'm burning up around you. 
  • Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike. 
  • Are you a Warg? Because I bet you're an animal in the sheets. 
  • Are you a White Walker? Because I want you to have my babies 
  • Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you're melting my heart. 
  • Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body. 
  • Are your clothes a slave? Because I'd like to free you of them. 
  • Did it hurt… when you fell from the Moon Door? 
  • Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you're smoking! 
  • Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass! 
  • Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land. 
  • Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get?
• Category: Gay & Lesbian
  • Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
  • Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
  • Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
  • I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you're gonna nail me.
  • We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
  • I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
  • I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
  • Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?
  • I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
  • I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
  • Have you ever bought a vibrator? [No.] Do you want to rent one?
  • Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
  • I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
  • You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
  • When I'm around you I can't think straight.
  • Do you mind if I push in your stool?
  • Nice butt! What time does it open?
  • I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants… wait a minute, yes I have – mine!
  • Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
  • Fk me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?
  • I'm so GLAAD to have met you!
  • You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
  • Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren't you?
  • It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
  • If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
  • Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
  • May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
• Category: Ghetto
  • Damn girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw!
  • Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup… THICK!
  • Don’t worry about me baby… I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!
  • Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
  • Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!
  • Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
  • Hey girl you lookin’ like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty!
  • If what matters is on the inside… How do I get on the inside?
  • Lemme borrow that number girl.
  • Honey just by seeing you from behind, I know you're a well-rounded person!
  • There’s somethin wrong wit your phone… my numbers not in it!
  • Who’s ya hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work!
  • Hey girl, I know you’re pregnant but when you drop that one off, I’d LOVE to put another one in you!
  • I'm digging you like a shovel ma!
  • Hey boo, I'd like to be a part of your next abortion.
  • Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime.
  • Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!
  • Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
  • Hey do you have an inhaler? Cuz you got ass ma!
  • If fine was a felony you'd be on death row!
  • Aye girl lemme beat it like some cake mix!
  • Do you like Pizza? Cuz I want a pizza dat ass!
  • Baby, you thicker than the bible… and I wanna read all yo pages!
• Category: Golf
  • Your putt looks great in those jeans.
  • Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-washer.
  • So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
  • How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
  • I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
  • I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
  • I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
  • Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!
  • Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
  • From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
  • Hey girl, I can make your V-jay sing!
  • I'm like the US Open… hard and long!
  • I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
  • I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
• Category: Gothic
  • That's a fabulous black corset and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on my bedroom floor.
  • I'm a necrophiliac… How well do you play dead?
  • Is that blood, or wine that your having?
  • If you were a drug, I would overdose!
  • I'm a vampire, and I'd like to make my feelings for you immortal
  • Would you please come home with me and tie me up…
  • So, are you a satanist?
  • I'm a vampire, but only on alternate Wednesdays.
  • You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
  • You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
  • I'd like to tie you to a rafter and bang you up and down.
  • Hi, I wanted to get your name before one of us dies.
  • What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
  • Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer
  • That's a nice neck – mind if I bite it?
• Category: Gym & Fitness
  • Are you a boxer? [No] Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me two blows to the head?
  • Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
  • I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
  • I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!
  • Are you into fitness? How about fittin' this thingy into your thingy?
  • Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
  • If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?
  • I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.
  • I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.
  • If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
  • This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
  • Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you
  • I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour…
  • I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
  • How'd you like to be my special push-up partner?
  • Do you squat here often?
  • I'm gonna have my 'whey' with you!
  • Let's do lunge.
  • Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?
  • Do you have a band-aid? Because I'm cut!
  • My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
  • Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
  • We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
  • And I don't just mean my skeleton.
  • Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
  • I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Or maybe it was the hour I spent on this treadmill.
  • Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?
  • How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
  • The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough… would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?
  • I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps… do you wanna help me verify this?
  • Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
• Category: Halloween
  • Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
  • Hey Cinderella, it’s about time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
  • Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!
  • Do you have a little zombie in you? Would you like to?
  • Arrrr, call me a pirate and give me that booty!
  • (Zombie Costume) Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra?
  • (Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.
  • (Ghost Costume) Want to be part of my costume? I’ll let you under my sheets.
  • (Witch Costume) I like your warts, want to see a few of mine?
  • (Hulk Costume) Wanna see my mini hulk?
  • (Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?
  • (Dog Costume) Would it offend you if I humped your leg?
  • (Pirate Costume) That is quite a booty you’ve got there.
  • (Black Cat Costume) That’s a nice pussy, the costume is pretty good too!
  • (Hotdog Costume) That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?
  • (Hobo Costume) Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?
  • (Angel Costume) Hello, I am the answer to your prayers.
  • (Police Costume) Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.
  • (UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
  • Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
  • That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
  • I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.
  • I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.
  • Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do for you!
  • I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
  • Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
  • I will give you my heart and this other guy's heart.
  • I will make you scream.
  • You must love Halloween! You don’t need to buy a costume to look like an angel.
  • You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.
  • You’re giving me shivers… and not because of that costume.
  • I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy – let’s go trick or treating.
  • I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
  • I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
  • You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
  • Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • My name isn't Casper, but you could be my Boo.
  • That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
  • Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
  • Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
  • You look so good, you're making my man-bits rise from the dead.
  • I want a taste of your Milky Way.
  • Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
  • If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
  • Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
  • Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!
  • Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
  • Baby, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
  • Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you'll get a full-size Snickers bar!
  • Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
  • My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
  • I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.
  • You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
  • If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
  • There’s no trick in these pants, only a treat.
  • What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
  • Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look so sweet!
  • Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
  • You are dead sexy. Literally.
  • Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
  • I wanna bob for your apples.
  • You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
  • I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
  • Why don't we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
  • I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
  • Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
  • Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me "PumpkinHead"?
  • Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
  • I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
  • Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.
  • I would totally carve your pumpkin.
  • If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
  • Why'd you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
  • That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
  • When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.
  • I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.
  • Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else!
  • Hello there, boo-tiful!
  • I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
  • Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
  • You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
  • You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
  • You look so good, you're making my man-bits rise from the dead.
  • Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I'll give you this Hallow-weiner.
  • You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
  • I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
  • Hey pumpkin, I bet I can put a smile on your face!
  • That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
  • Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
• Category: Halo
  • You wanna ride on my 'hog?
  • Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
  • I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
  • I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
  • Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.
  • Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
  • When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”… I would have to agree.
  • What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?
  • I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
  • (eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?
  • I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
  • I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
• Category: Harry Potter
  • You may be a muggle, but that body is magical.
  • You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life.
  • You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. 
  • You must be my horcrux, because you complete me. 
  • Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood. 
  • Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming. 
  • You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement. 
  • Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements. 
  • I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in. 
  • I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. 
  • I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. 
  • I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
  • I'd let you handle my wand any day! 
  • I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! 
  • If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
  • If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. 
  • I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? 
  • Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. 
  • Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 
  • I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. 
  • My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. 
  • My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! 
  • One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. 
  • The Sorting Hat saw my destiny, and it said I'm meant to be in your house.
  • Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. 
  • You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone. 
  • You can have the portkey to my heart. 
  • Are you a Snitch? Because you're the finest catch here.
  • Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? 
  • Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. 
  • Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus. 
  • Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style! 
  • Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you. 
  • Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous. 
  • Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you! 
  • Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. 
  • Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? 
  • Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. 
  • Harry Potter may be the Boy Who Lived, but you're my Chosen One.
  • Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff. 
• Category: Hindu
  • Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
  • I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
  • We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
• Category: Historical
  • I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
  • Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
  • Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm mean, TET Offensive?
  • Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore… my face should be among them!
  • There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings.
  • Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.
  • I'll be your Secretary of the Interior.
  • I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
  • Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot
  • Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.
  • Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
  • I have sex like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.
  • Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.
  • The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me… get the picture?
  • Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.
• Category: Hockey
  • If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
  • If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
  • Can I slip one past your goalie?
  • You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
  • I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
  • I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
  • What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
  • Nice Skates… wanna puck?
  • You know, less teeth means more tongue!
  • I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
  • Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
  • You wanna be my equipment manager?
  • Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
  • I bet I can score on your 5-hole I've got a curved stick.
  • I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
  • My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
  • When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
  • Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
  • Hi, my name's Stanley… wanna see my cup?
• Category: Holidays
  • I don't have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!
  • Top of the morning to you… actually, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.
  • Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!
  • Tip o' the Trojan to ye!
  • Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?
  • If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!
  • Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!
  • Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?
  • Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my dick's-a-Dublin!
  • You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.
  • Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.
  • How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?
  • I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
  • Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
  • Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
  • Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
  • I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
  • I can give you something to really be thankful about!
  • The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
  • There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
  • You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!
  • I'd love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
  • Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
  • Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
  • Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
  • Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
  • Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
  • I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
  • Wanna ring in the New Year with a bang?
  • Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?
  • Don't leave too early… the last thing I want to say to you before we part is 'good morning'.
  • Do you want to see two balls drop?
  • Got anyone to kiss at midnight?
  • Looks like we're the only ones still standing… let's get out of here!
  • Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now.
  • Have you had enough champagne to believe I'm handsome yet?
  • Do you know it's unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?
  • Can I be your new year's wrecking ball?
  • I can think of better place to pour champagne.
• Category: Hollywood
  • I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that? I mean, essentially we are talking about fluid exchange, right? So could we just go straight to the sex? – from "A Beautiful Mind"
  • Take me to bed or lose me forever. – from "Top Gun"
  • You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat. – from "No Strings Attached"
  • I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend. – from "Hitch"
  • We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You…complete me. – from "Jerry Maguire"
  • I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. – from "Napoleon Dynamite"
  • Are you stalking me? Because that would be super! – from "Van Wilder"
  • You know, when you blow out the match, it's an invitation to kiss you. – from "Flesh and The Devil"
  • You make me want to be a better man. – from "As Good As It Gets"
  • Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding? – from "Casablanca"
  • The thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are. – from "Bridget Jones’s Diary"
  • I want all of you. Forever. Every day. – from "The Notebook"
  • I don't bite, you know… unless it's called for. – from "Charade"
• Category: How I Met Your Mother
  • When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.
  • This.. what you're doing here – is giving me a de-rection
  • I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"
  • Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!
  • I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don't know why. Just ask god.
  • I'm Barney, I don't get smitten. I smite.
  • With great penis comes great responsibility
  • Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today.
  • Barney is single… it's what America has been clamoring for!
  • You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
  • It's gonna be legend-… wait for it… (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
• Category: Ice Cream, Frozen Yogurt & Dessert
  • You're so smooth you're making me lose my chips!
  • You are like the sprinkles on my ice cream.
  • You are on my list of things I'd do for a klondike bar.
  • You could never be ice cream, because you are too hot!
  • Is that a drumstick in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?
  • I love you more than ice cream.
  • Are you Choco Taco? Because everyone wants you.
  • Are you made of ice cream? Because I can't wait to eat you up!
  • You can't spell Ice Cream without 'M-E'!
  • I must be made of pecan pralines, cause I am NUTS for you!
  • One scoop of me plus one scoop of you equals a big bowl of cute.
  • How about I dip my frozen yogurt in your hot fudge?
  • Do you like a cherry on top? If not, can I have yours?
  • Baby, I want you to be the Baskin to my Robbins, the Ben to my Jerry, my Dairy Queen of Queens.
  • You put the 'hot' in hot fudge sundae
  • I'm not here to play mind games. Except brain freeze.
  • It must be hot in here…cause you're making me melt.
  • Lick me, I'm mint!
  • Baby, you must've just been churned,cause you're looking so fresh.
  • Can I double stuff your ice cream sandwich?
  • I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.
  • I love you like how I love my sorbet – juicy.
  • I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
  • If you're Rocky Road, then I would love to pave you.
  • Hey baby, you wanna share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry
  • I scream, you scream, we both scream… in bed.
  • You must be a gelato, because you make ice creams look bad.
  • You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.
• Category: Indian
  • Your butt is rounder than my idlis. 
  • You're like chutney… you spice up my life! 
  • How about we get together and I mix my pani with your puri. 
  • I don't want jalebis or gulab jamans… neither of them are as sweet as you! 
  • I wanna be the sambal to your dosa. 
  • I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me. 
  • If I were a tabla, I'd let you bang me all night long. 
  • One night with me and you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving. 
  • That sari looks very nice on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor. 
  • That's a nice sari. Can I talk you out of it? 
  • The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account 
  • Were you born on Diwali? Because you’re a pataka. 
  • When I look at you… kuch kuch hotha hai 
  • You are like rice and curry… I could eat you all day. 
  • You are the chutney to my samosa. 
  • You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
  • You put the desi in desirable. 
  • You wanna taste my kulfi? 
  • You’re like daal to my chawal. Should we mix it up? 
  • You’re more garam than my chai. 
  • Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot! 
  • Your butt is like a dhol. I want to bang it all night long. 
  • Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass. 
  • Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you! 
  • Are you from India? Cause I'm trying to get In-di-a pants. 
  • Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you! 
  • Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
  • Baby, I'd love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.
  • Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat. 
  • Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry. 
  • Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai. 
  • Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
  • Do you like raita? Cause I'd like to get raita up on you. 
  • Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar? 
  • Hey I just met you, and we’re both Desi, but here’s my data, so Shaadi maybe? 
  • Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee. Sweet and curvy. 
• Category: Jewish
  • Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
  • If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
  • Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!
  • This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you
  • Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
  • How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
  • Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
  • When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
  • Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
  • I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
  • Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
  • A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
  • In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
  • Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights?
  • My apples are just dying for your honey!
  • Don't worry I won't passover you.
  • I'll take you to the promised land.
  • Can I go into you garden of Eden?
  • Can I light your manorah?
  • Are you the massiah, because I've been waiting for you.
  • God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
  • Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
  • That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
  • Got any Jewish in you? Want some?
  • All I want for Channukah is you.
  • Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
  • The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah.
  • The gates of repentance are always open…just like my heart for you.
  • I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
  • After getting lost for 40 years I've think I've finally found what I was looking for
  • Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns…
  • Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?
  • How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
  • You had me at Shalom.
  • I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
  • Can I put out your burning bush?
  • Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
  • Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.
  • I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years.
  • Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.
  • Do you want to shake my luluv?
  • If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?
  • God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak.
  • I may not be elisha but will you open the door anyway.
  • You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise.
  • Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes.
  • Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?
  • Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
  • Can I come into your massada?
  • Which commandment do you want to break?
  • Want to party in my sukkah?
  • Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.
  • Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why…
• Category: Lacrosse
  • Your stick skills are amazing. I bet you know all the tricks.
  • I’ve got a huge bucket of balls baby.
  • Can I put my lacrosse stick in your goal?
  • Thank goodness, there’s a penalty box because you’ve been a bad boy.
  • You’ve got a nice head.
  • Hey, lax bro, I’m your lax hoe.
  • Hey girl, I’ll let you cradle my balls.
  • Do you like to play lacrosse? Because you can have my stick.
  • So, what’s your favorite position?
  • I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.
  • Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.
  • Let’s play a game without refs. We can get as dirty as we want.
  • Just call me your personal laxtitute.
  • I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.
  • Baby win me over like you win the face off.
• Category: Lawyer
  • I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.
  • How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?
  • There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
  • I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
  • Let me show you my mens rea.
  • When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
  • 'Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
  • Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.
  • Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
  • I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
  • I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
  • If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
  • Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
  • When I think of you, I become fully vested.
  • I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
  • Is your estate subject to open?
  • I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
  • I'll teach you about jurisdiction if we change the venue to my place.
• Category: League of Legends
  • You don’t need to press ‘E’ to charm me.
  • Is your name Janna? Because you blow me away.
  • Is your name Rammus? Because you rolled right into my life.
  • Will you carry me?
  • Hey honey, regardless of the possibility that you deny me, I’ll pursue you like I carelessly pursue singed’s smelly ass.
  • You like diamonds, right? Well, I’m diamond in League of Legends.
  • I don’t recollect much from my past in any case, I do recall that you are in it.
  • Are you a minion because I can cs together.
  • Hey babe, wanna return to my base and look at my Needlessly Large Rod?
  • You know what’s the difference between me and u? You can’t milk these.
  • You are so beautiful I can’t look away; unless of course, you see me, then I turn invisible.
  • Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical Penetration.
  • Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime, I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.
  • You should be accustomed to taking souls, since you’re completely stacked.
  • Hey girl, you don’t require 1600g for my Needlessly Large Rod.
• Category: Legend of Zelda
  • Hey baby, can I buy you a potion?
  • Baby, I've been Z-targeting you all night.
  • I'd better buy a bigger bag, because you are the BOMB!
  • I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.
  • Want to fuse Kinstones? I'd bet they fit perfectly.
  • Are you a Deku Nut? Because you're stunning me.
  • I'm gonna be Bigocto this time, and I'm gonna suck you up.
  • You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth.
  • You are hotter than Din's fire.
  • Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic.
  • Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you've been running though my mind all day.
  • What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?
  • You light my Deku Stick on fire.
  • I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you.
  • I'd better put on my Goron tunic, because you're too damn hot.
  • I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple.
  • You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished.
  • You're not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
  • How 'bout you come back to my place and I show you my Longshot
• Category: Lord of the Rings
  • Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you. 
  • Baby, I'll make you scream like the Nazgul.
  • Girl, you're like a Balrog – smokin' hot! 
  • Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor? 
  • I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby! 
  • I last longer than Boromir. 
  • I wanna go inside your hobbit hole. 
  • I'd like to have an Inn at your prancing pony. 
  • I'll put a ring on it! 
  • I'll take your Hobbit to my Isengard. 
  • The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are. 
  • Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade. 
  • Are you an Orc? 'Cause baby, you're making my Sting glow. 
• Category: Mad Men
  • I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.
  • I'm just like Peggy Olson… Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.
  • I'm guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.
  • Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together… Lucky Strike?
  • Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.
  • The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?
  • Can I expense you a drink?
  • I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'.
  • I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.
  • I don't mind sleeping alone, but napping in my office without you is unbearable.
  • You don't want to get in this boys club… it wants to get in you.
  • Forget growing old together, let's pickle our youth in gin together.
  • If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.
• Category: Marijuana & Weed
  • hey girl would you ever consider a 3-way? You, me and Mary Jane.
  • Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.
  • If you were a joint, I’d roll you over and lick you up and down.
  • Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • I’ve got 2 boarding passes. Let’s catch a flight and see where we land.
  • Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!
  • I’ll let you hit this, if I can tap that!
  • You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?
  • Wanna help me smoke this joint?
  • When I’m with you, it feels like there’s no one else in the room with us. Wait, is there anyone else in the room right now?
  • I want to T-H-See you naked!
  • I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.
  • Are you a chonger? Because you took my breath away.
  • (Just stare for 20 seconds) Wait, what’s your name again?
  • Do you smoke pot? Because weed look cute together!
  • Hey baby, let's make like a blunt and roll.
  • I have a huge kush on you.
  • Want to get cough-ee with me?
  • What kind of grinder are you using? Cause you’re extra fine!
  • I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!
  • You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.
  • Are you a drug? Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.
• Category: Maths
  • You've got more curves than a triple integral. 
  • Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume 
  • Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge 
  • Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction. 
  • My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. 
  • My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
  • My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. 
  • My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever. 
  • My love for you is like pi… never ending. 
  • My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing. 
  • My love for you is like y=2^x… exponentially growing. 
  • My love is like an exponential curve – it's unbounded 
  • Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it. 
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. 
  • The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant. 
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. 
  • You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. 
  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 
  • You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you. 
  • Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. 
  • Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! 
  • I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me. 
  • I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number. 
  • I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
  • I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain. 
  • I heard you're good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y? 
  • I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you 
  • I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log? 
  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. 
  • I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. 
  • I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities. 
  • I'd like to plug my solution into your equation. 
  • If i were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you. 
  • If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent? 
  • If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long! 
  • If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one. 
  • I'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity. 
  • I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior. 
  • I'm good at math… let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! 
  • I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. 
  • I've been secant you for a long time. 
  • Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y. 
  • Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right! 
  • Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus. 
  • Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book… you solve all my problems! 
  • Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge. 
  • By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. 
  • Can I explore your mean value? 
  • Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?
  • Hey baby, what's your sine? 
  • Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial? 
  • Hey…nice asymptote. 
  • Honey, you're sweeter than pi. 
  • How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number? 
• Category: Mean
  • I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
  • You look fabulous… for your age.
  • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  • You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
  • You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
  • Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
  • I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
  • What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
  • Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
  • If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
  • I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
  • How much will $20 get me?
  • Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
  • Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
  • Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
  • You look like trash, may I take you out?
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
  • You smell… We should go take a shower together.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
  • He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
  • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• Category: Medieval & Middle Ages
  • I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
  • It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
  • I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
  • Don't believe the rumours you've heard… the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
  • Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.
  • They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
  • What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
  • I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
  • Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
  • Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!
  • What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?
  • I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
  • Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
  • When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.
  • What a fine set of chalices you have.
  • It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.
  • You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?
  • Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?
  • If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.
  • Would you care to see my longsword in action?
  • You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you?
  • Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.
  • Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.
• Category: Mexican
  • Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
  • I'll even throw in my secret sauce free of charge.
  • Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
  • Chica, you're like a piñata, because I’d definitely hit that!
  • Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
  • I'm the Juan for you.
  • I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
  • Hey chica! There's a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited.
  • Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
  • Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
  • I'd cross borders for you.
  • We can blame it on fajita the moment.
  • You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno
  • You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
  • Damn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!
  • One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
  • I would love to stuff your piñata.
  • Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
• Category: Military
  • Are you in the Air Force? Cause you’re hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
  • Hey baby, are you Delta Tango Foxtrot?
  • I wanna SIPR all over your NIPR
  • Damn girl, are you a five paragraph order? Because I wanna SMEAC dat
  • I wanna dishonorably discharge on your face
  • Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear.
  • Hey, my roommate is going out tonight.
  • I’m gonna break you down shotgun style.
  • I’d qual on your range any day.
  • Hey girl, you didn’t need to say zero to make me freeze.
  • Stand on the yellow footprints and prepare for receiving.
  • You wanna go to driftwood?
  • Let me get those ten digits and ill fire for effect.
  • Babe, you’re like the assault cutting score cause you’re making me go up, up and away.
  • Baby, you put the fox in foxhole.
  • BAMCIS!
  • Can I Foxtrot India November Golf Echo Romeo you?
  • Can I Whisky Tango all over your Foxtrot?
  • Are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.
  • I can’t put you in the Corps, but I can put the Corps in you.
• Category: Minecraft
  • Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
  • I'm like a zombie and you're like the sun – you light me on fire!
  • I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.
  • Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as Obsidian.
  • You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.
  • I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.
  • Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky If you were ore, I'd mine you all night long!
  • You must be ice, because I've been waiting to pick you up for a long time.
  • You must be a redstone torch, because you're extending my piston!
  • Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.
  • You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.
  • Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.
  • You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.
  • Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.
• Category: Mormon
  • Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
  • Do you go to EFY because I’m especially for you.
  • If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.
  • Even with the Liahona I get lost in your eyes
  • If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.
  • I can be your scripture hero.
  • Are you feeling cold, because I could be your Holy Ghost.
  • Can your bring your feelings for me to church on Tuesday night? Because I’m damn sure it’s mutual.
  • You know why solomon had so many wives? Because he never found you.
  • You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.
  • You’re breaking a commandment, because you’re smokin’!
  • I knew I’d feel the spirit at church, but I never thought I’d see an angel.
  • Is your name Virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
  • I think I recognize your name from my patriarchal blessing.
• Category: Music
  • This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs. 
  • This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet. 
  • Would you like to play my organ? 
  • You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby. 
  • You had me at cello. 
  • You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing! 
  • You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect! 
  • You wanna grease my slide? 
  • Girl, you give me a tromboner. 
  • Good boys deserve more than just fudge. 
  • I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow. 
  • I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together. 
  • I C Major potential in us getting together.
  • I can make you hit all the high notes! 
  • I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time. 
  • I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons? 
  • I'd like to finger your fret board. 
  • I'd love to strum your g-string 
  • If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long! 
  • Let's make some sweet music together, honey. 
  • Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick. 
  • My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean. 
  • Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me? 
  • Save a drum, bang a drummer. 
  • Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind. 
  • That's a nice set of mallets you have. 
  • The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight. 
  • The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through an entire Nickelback concert. 
  • Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny! 
  • Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long! 
  • Composers always score.
  • Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp! 
  • Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax? 
  • Flute players provide some cheap trills. 
• Category: Music Festival
  • Do you like bracelets? Because I have a bunch in my van.
  • Get ready for the drop… of my pants
  • If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!
  • You're wearing a bear cap, I'm wearing a bear cap – let's make cubs.
  • There's a rave in my pants and you've got guest list.
  • Do I have a grass stain on my ass?
  • Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.
  • I must be wearing 3-D glasses, because your body is popping.
  • Is this a camping festival? Cause you got me pitching a tent.
  • See those cops over there? They’re here for you, because it’s illegal to look that good.
  • To get backstage, you must go backdoor.
  • You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside you.
  • Is your name sun screen? Because I'd feel better if you were all over me.
• Category: Muslim
  • I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
  • I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
  • Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
  • You remind me of the Ka'aba – I could walk around you all day long.
  • So, read any good Surahs lately?
  • That hijab really compliments your eyes.
  • That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
  • I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?
  • I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
  • I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
  • Your feet made me lower my gaze.
  • After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
  • Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
  • It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
  • You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
  • Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long.
  • Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
  • Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part…
  • Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
  • Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
  • I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
  • Our parents engaged us when we were little… they must have forgotten to tell you.
  • I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
  • What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
  • To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
  • Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
• Category: Nerdy
  • You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves. 
  • You NP-complete me.
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
  • You’re like the top of an Intel Processor – very hot!
  • Your 127.0.0.1 or mine?
  • Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
  • Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
  • Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. 
  • Lets implement a baby which can inherit us. 
  • Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
  • Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
  • My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
  • My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
  • Nice set of parabolas!
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
  • That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
  • The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won't know the volume of mine until tonight.
  • Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion. 
  • Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
  • Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
  • Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
  • Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.
  • You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  • You are like a high amperage current and I’m a high resistance wire, cause you’ve got me hot.
  • You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
  • You have cuter dimples than a cardioid! 
  • Can I do your Systems Analysis? 
  • Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
  • Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
  • Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
  • Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.
  • Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam". 
  • Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.
  • Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
  • I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
  • I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
  • I like the area bounded by your two curves.
  • I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. 
  • I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. 
  • I would really like to bisect your angle.
  • I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.
  • I’d switch to emacs for you.
  • I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
  • If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
  • If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we would be 1.
  • I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
  • Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.
  • Baby what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?
  • My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. 
  • That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2 
  • Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? 
  • Top quark or bottom quark? 
  • Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that. 
  • Wanna couple our equations tonight? 
  • Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion. 
  • What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass? 
  • What's your resonance frequency? 
  • Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you? 
  • You and Me = Grand Unification 
  • Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm. 
  • Your lab bench, or mine? 
  • You're more special than relativity. 
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. 
  • Can I have your significant digits? 
  • Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
  • Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you. 
  • Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading. 
  • Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done. 
  • Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you! 
  • Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight. 
  • Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about. 
  • How do you feel about group experiments? 
  • I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see? 
  • I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars? 
  • I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data? 
  • I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed. 
  • I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. 
  • I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
  • In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby. 
  • Let's exchange fermions! 
  • Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. 
  • You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
  • You totally spiked my traffic. 
  • Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty. 
  • Your homepage or mine? 
  • You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads. 
  • You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo. 
  • You've stolen the ASCII to my heart. 
  • Nice Set of Floppies! 
  • No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing. 
  • No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you. 
  • Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you. 
  • Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. 
  • Want to see my Red Hat? 
  • WebMD says your love is contagious. 
  • What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?" 
  • What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
  • What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you. 
  • Where's the 'like' button for that smile? 
  • You are the Apple of my i-Mac. 
  • You auto-complete me. 
  • You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime. 
  • You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean. 
  • You had me at "Hello World." 
  • You have a trojan? hmm… I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor. 
  • You make my software turn into hardware! 
  • You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable. 
  • You put the SPARC in my workstation. 
  • I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare. 
  • I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video. 
  • I'd like to play on your laptop. 
  • I'd switch to emacs for you. 
  • If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out! 
  • If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long. 
  • If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me! 
  • If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it. 
  • If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady. 
  • If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'. 
  • If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long. 
  • If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. 
  • I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen. 
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for. 
  • Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection. 
  • Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com? 
  • Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? 
  • My servers never go down… but I do! 
  • My 'up-time' is better than BSD. 
  • Need me to unzip your files? 
  • Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port? 
  • Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive? 
  • Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access. 
  • Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
  • Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop. 
  • Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel. 
  • Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop? 
  • Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. 
  • Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? 
  • How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping? 
  • How about we go home and you handle my exception? 
  • I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you. 
  • I googled your name earlier… I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.' 
  • I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you. 
  • I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes. 
  • I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten. 
  • I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle. 
  • I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. 
  • I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook? 
  • I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access. 
  • Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.
  • Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine! 
  • Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing. 
  • Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them! 
  • Can I do a penetration test on your back door? 
  • If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
  • You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
  • I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.
  • Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
  • If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
  • I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
  • If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
  • I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
  • Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
  • I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
  • If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
  • My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
  • I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
• Category: Olympics
  • I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
  • Your legs must be tired because you've been speed skating through my mind all night.
  • Your Smile Shines Brighter Than a Gold Medal
  • The slopes aren't the only thing I'm going down on tonight
  • People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
  • I never have a false start.
  • Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
  • Tonight you can be like America’s medal count… on the top!
  • My gold medal might be shiny, but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.
  • Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
  • Hey girl, I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.
  • Do you like water polo? Because you look like you like to get down and dirty in the water
  • Are you a skiing event, cause I would travel cross-country for you!
  • Don't worry ladies. I only come first once every 4 years.
  • Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your beauty!
  • You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for.
  • Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe, girl.
  • If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back
  • I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.
  • I've got the biggest torch in Rio and I'm looking for someone to blow it out
  • What do you say we get out of here and do some rhythmic gymnastics?
  • You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart.
  • I'll take good care of your baton.
  • It doesn't matter how you do in your competition, you'll finish first after a night with me.
  • Are you an ice skater, cuz damn what a figure you’ve got!
  • I'm an Olympian, because I always go for gold in the bedroom!
  • Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
• Category: Pirate
  • I'll let you in on a big secret… that's no peg leg!
  • I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
  • It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.
  • Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?
  • Well call me a landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.
  • Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!
  • I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.
  • Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!
  • (approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder) "If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or… (put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?"
  • I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!
  • Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
  • Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight!
  • Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?
  • I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!
  • Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
  • Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
  • Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
  • Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
  • Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
  • Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
• Category: Pizza
  • Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
  • You’re like a pizza, Even when you are bad, you’re good.
  • Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs.
  • I’m available with or without sausage.
  • Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver.
  • Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? (No!) Why not? You don’t like pizza?
  • I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
  • If you were a pizza and I were cheese, I’d melt over you.
  • Are you craving some Pizza? Because I’ll gladly give you a pizz-a this dick!
  • You’re the only topping I need on my pizza.
  • Will you be the extra cheese to my pizza?
  • I know this is cheesy, but I think you’re SAUCY!
• Category: Pokemon
  • I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom. 
  • I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together. 
  • I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
  • I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!
  • I'd like to get in your rock tunnel. 
  • I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you. 
  • Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are? 
  • How about you come and see my safari zone. 
  • How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you. 
  • How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed? 
  • How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian. 
  • I can make your Jigglypuffs sing. 
  • I can make your Milktanks moo. 
  • I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town. 
  • I just want to stick it in your wooper. 
  • I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush. 
  • I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank. 
  • I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. 
  • I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot. 
  • I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done. 
  • I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster. 
  • I wanna see your Squirtle squirt. 
  • I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress. 
  • I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs. 
  • I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you! 
  • I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you. 
  • Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see. 
  • Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true. 
  • Can I fertilize you with my sunkern? 
  • Can I get into YOUR Secret Base? 
  • Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me? 
  • Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy. 
  • Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. 
  • Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine. 
  • Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready! 
  • Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky. 
  • Do you wanna play my Poke Flute? 
  • Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
  • Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT? 
  • Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? I'd POUND you with my Piplup. 
  • Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG? 
  • Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag? 
  • Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse? 
  • Don't make me use Water Gun all over you! 
  • Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung? 
  • Hey baby, wanna SPOINK? 
  • I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank. 
  • I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. 
  • I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot. 
  • I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done. 
  • I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster. 
  • I wanna see your Squirtle squirt. 
  • I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress. 
  • I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs. 
  • I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you! 
  • I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you. 
  • I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom. 
  • I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together. 
  • I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
  • I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!
  • I'd like to get in your rock tunnel. 
  • I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you. 
  • Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I. 
  • Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'. 
  • Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. 
  • Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up. 
  • Do you wanna play my Poke Flute? 
  • Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
  • Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT? 
  • Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? I'd POUND you with my Piplup. 
  • Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG? 
  • Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag? 
  • Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse? 
  • Don't make me use Water Gun all over you! 
  • Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung? 
  • Hey baby, wanna SPOINK? 
  • Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are? 
  • How about you come and see my safari zone. 
  • How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you. 
  • How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed? 
  • How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian. 
  • I can make your Jigglypuffs sing. 
  • I can make your Milktanks moo. 
  • I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town. 
  • I just want to stick it in your wooper. 
  • I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush. 
  • The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right. 
  • Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there. 
  • Wanna watch my EKANS evolve? 
  • Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you? 
  • Want to Link your cable onto me? 
  • Want to register your number in my PokeNav? 
  • Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I. 
  • Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'. 
  • Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. 
  • Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up. 
  • Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see. 
  • Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true. 
  • Can I fertilize you with my sunkern? 
  • Can I get into YOUR Secret Base? 
  • Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me? 
  • Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy. 
  • Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants. 
  • Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine. 
  • Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready! 
  • Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky. 
  • Let's make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers. 
  • Let's make RegiLove! 
  • Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night. 
  • Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar. 
  • My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE. 
  • My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT. 
  • My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer. 
  • My Exeggcute are pretty weak. 
  • My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night. 
  • My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together. 
  • My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine! 
  • My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail. 
  • My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean. 
  • My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth. 
  • My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail! 
  • My Typhlosion knows Eruption. 
  • My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!! 
  • Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink – 
  • starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message? 
  • STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out? 
  • If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants. 
  • If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass. 
  • If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you. 
  • If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. 
  • If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off. 
  • If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU! 
  • If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet! 
  • If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category. 
  • I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress. 
  • I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean. 
  • I'm going to Hoppip into your pants. 
  • Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 
  • Is that a TANGELA down there? 
  • It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs! 
  • I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27). 
  • I've got Masterballs baby. 
  • Let's battle so they can get some experience. 
  • Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own. 
  • Let's have a Togepi of our own!
  • Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up. 
  • You've got the lips of a Jynx! 
  • I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA. 
  • I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster. 
  • If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz 
  • If I were a Clefairy, I'd DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass. 
  • You make me RY-HORNY! 
  • You make my Darkrai rise. 
  • You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP! 
  • You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot. 
  • You put the "BONE" in Cubone. 
  • You put the "cool" in Tentacool. 
  • You put the "Double-D" in Dodou. 
  • You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff. 
  • You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world. 
  • You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu. 
  • You set my Chimchar on fire. 
  • You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you. 
  • Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you. 
  • Your more beautiful than a Beautifly. 
  • You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you. 
  • Want to ride my emPOLEon? 
  • What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK. 
  • When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder. 
  • When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock! 
  • Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle. 
  • Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs? 
  • You give my Gengar that smile. 
  • You just gave me a Cubone. 
  • You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano. 
  • You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants. 
• Category: Police
  • Want to play good cop bad cop?
  • You have the right to remain silent, but I doubt you will.
  • What else do you do with that night stick?
  • I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren.
  • Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts?
  • Step out of the vehicle. Walk a straight line into my life.
  • Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.
  • I'm not here to bust you… I'm here for your bust.
  • Anything you say can and will be used against you… so say my name baby!
  • If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
  • Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.
  • Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?
  • Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?
  • Spread em’!!
  • I have a great idea for those handcuffs.
  • Bullproof vest? Nah, it's all muscle.
  • Ever seen a baton this big?
  • I’d love you to frisk me.
  • I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.
  • I'm writing you a ticket – you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.
  • Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Let's go to my place for some under-cover work.
  • My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?
  • Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed.
  • I hear cops like a big bust.
  • Want to plant something on me?
• Category: Presidential
  • I motion to elongate the caucus.
  • You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
  • I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
  • Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
  • The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
  • You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!
  • How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
  • Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
  • I'm like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I'd be.
  • I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
  • I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
  • I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
  • The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
  • I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
  • If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
  • I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
  • Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
  • They call me Mao Ze DONG.
  • I've got a five year plan and it includes you… well, it doesn't have to be five years – one night works for me!
  • Let's role play – I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.
• Category: Psychology
  • Dayum girl you give me some physiological arousal
  • All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating.
  • Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
  • Are you broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
  • When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
  • You put me in an altered state of consciousness.
  • Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.
  • Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you’re really hot!
  • Baby I love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.
  • I think I’ve just been classically conditioned by your beauty.
  • Baby you’ll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight… by saying my name all night long!
  • Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
  • Baby you’re like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
  • Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
  • Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis.
  • Baby, all I see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!
  • You make my dopamine levels go all silly.
  • Can I buy you a shrink?
  • Are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you’re making me drool.
  • Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?
• Category: Pun
  • I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker” around with.
  • What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
• Category: Realtor
  • Home is not a place, it's a feeling. I can give you both.
  • The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.
  • I love you more than I love referrals.
  • I've already kicked Sallie Mae out. Want to take her place?
  • Let's make it official and close the escrow.
  • There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.
  • You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.
  • Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."
  • Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.
  • My heart has full occupancy with you in my life.
  • You know realtors are very strong. We can flip houses.
  • Talking to you makes me feel like a first time home buyer – nervous and excited.
  • What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.
  • I'm an appraiser and I'm here to tell you – you are priceless.
  • You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.
  • Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day long!
  • You’re more than just a piece of property.
  • Baby, I'm not asking you for an easement, just a mere right of recreation and amusement.
  • Come into my office and let's take a look at my listings.
  • Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.
  • For you, I'm willing to break all the Code of Ethics.
  • I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.
• Category: Religious
  • Where have you been all my Whole Track?
  • Weren’t we married in a previous life?
  • What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
  • Didn’t I see you at the Implant Station?
  • You can blow my org any day
  • I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?
  • Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.
  • Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
  • I want to put my intention in you.
  • Wanna MEST around?
  • My org needs a touch assist.
  • How’d you like to pick up these cans?
  • Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?
  • Perhaps you can help me with my PTP by snapping terminals with me and being my twin on some TNA processing.
  • I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it
  • I’d like to have her on my post.
  • Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!
  • Want to help me get my stats up?
  • Let’s go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.
  • Let’s co-audit on OT LXIX.
  • I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
  • Would you like to ride my face to total freedom?
  • You’re so sexy that you make me exteriorize.
  • Can you help me meet my dissemination targets?
  • I’ll let you be in a condition of power.
  • Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Congratulations, you’ve gone Clear… to my heart!
  • You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?
  • Would you like to come home and audit on my e-meter?
  • How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?
• Category: Robot
  • Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?
  • I'm going to void your warranty!
  • Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!
  • You must be tired because you've been running your code through my cpu all night
  • Nice Bolts wanna screw?
  • Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.
  • Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
  • Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1.
  • Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?
  • When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.
  • I hope you have an accelerometer, because I'm gonna rock your world.
  • Want to grab some Java?
  • Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?
  • I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.
  • Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
  • It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?
• Category: Roses are red
  • Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you
  • Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
  • Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!
  • Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
  • Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
  • Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
• Category: Sci Fi
  • Scanners show sexy life forms in this area… oh, it’s only you.
  • Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'. 
  • Take off your clothes, and let’s start the next generation. 
  • Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love. 
  • Thank god I’m not a redshirt, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous
  • Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo!
  • What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel. 
  • Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber? 
  • Yoda one for me. 
  • You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans. 
  • You, me, here… this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself! 
  • You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar 
  • Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.' 
  • You're the Obi-wan for me. 
  • Are you a sith lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.
  • Are you from the holodeck? Because you’re too beautiful to be real. 
  • Baby, we don’t need a holodeck. I’ll make all your fantasies come true. 
  • Earth woman, prepare to be probed! 
  • Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'? 
  • Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places! 
  • How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable… like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
  • I can't help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts! 
  • I feel a great disturbance… in my pants!
  • I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby. 
  • I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber! 
  • I’m Wesley Crushing on you. 
  • I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube. 
  • If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie! 
  • Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'. 
  • I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan. 
  • Nice Asimov.
  • Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is. 
  • Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody. 
  • Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back. 
  • "Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby." 
• Category: Senior Citizen
  • I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
  • Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
  • My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
  • You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.
  • My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
  • How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
  • How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
  • Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
  • How'd you like to be in my will?
  • I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
  • Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
  • Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
  • You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
  • I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
  • You. Me. Dance floor. Now. Don't give me no ado about nothing.
  • How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!
  • If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d take my last breath to say "I Love You"
  • Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
  • Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
  • Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
• Category: Soccer
  • I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
  • Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
  • You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
  • Can I be one of the men in your box?
  • If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
  • I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
  • I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.
  • You know… Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions…
  • Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
  • If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
  • I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
  • Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
  • I must say, you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
  • You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
  • You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
  • Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
• Category: Sports
  • Are you a volleyball? Because I’d dive for you anytime.
  • Are you wearing SPF 150? Cause that was one serious block!
  • Hey girl, You can serve me underhand if you like.
  • Hey, you wanna pass with me?
  • I don’t think you have to warm up, because you’re already looking hot.
  • I’d get on my knee pads for you quickly.
  • Hey baby, If I serve my heart to you, would you get it?
  • Hey there number 2. Would you like to be my number 1.
  • I want to lock you in a room and watch you play beach volleyball.
  • Wow seeing you dive really turns me on.
  • Care to knock a few balls with me?
  • I will give you Yonex, you can give me Head.
  • So, what’s your favorite stroke?
  • Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both.
  • I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.
  • That was a pretty deep shot girl, but I’ll be even deeper inside..
  • Hey Girl! Can I touch you more than 3 times?
  • I may play short but I go deep.
  • Why set and spike when we could just bump uglies?
  • Are you a volleyball? Because I dig you.
  • I see you’re good at receiving balls. Wanna receive some tonight?
  • Those spandex really make your butt look better than usual.
  • Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on your knees.
  • If i was a volleyball. I’d let me hit you all day.
  • I like how you served that last ball, why don’t you serve up your number next?
  • Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
  • Are you a tip? Because you’ve got me on my toes.
  • If you were a volleyball girl, I’d wear your shirt in the off season.
  • If you were a volleyball, I’d hit you hard from different positions.
  • I’m a good ball handler, what about you?
  • If we were playing tennis, I’d let you score all the points so I’ll always be in Love.
  • Do you want to be my doubles partner for life?
  • Wanna play some tennis? I got one racket and two balls.
  • Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.
  • Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my huge racket out of my bag?
  • If you will be my racket, I’ll be your ball. Serve me.
  • You know what else is a nice match? You and me.
  • I grunt harder than anyone else on the tennis courts.
  • Girl, are you a lob? Cause I'm going to smash you
  • I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.
  • Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just excited to see me.
  • I’m happy to fetch your balls for you. You hit them as hard as you like.
  • You’re looking like a tennis ball. I just wanna hit it.
  • If you can return my serve, I’ll return your call.
  • Your court or mine?
  • For you, I’d give unlimited lets.
  • Play tennis here often?
  • Tired of singles? Let’s play some doubles.
  • Trust me, the only time I’d play games with you is on the court.
  • Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.
• Category: Stock Market
  • Baby, the way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector!
  • Baby, you're not an option… you're totally a future!
  • I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.
  • You must be fiscally irresponsible because I'm feeling inflationary pressure in my pants.
  • Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!
  • I want to restructure you.
  • You're a hot commodity.
  • You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.
• Category: Super Mario Bros
  • If I had the choice, I'd spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
  • If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
  • I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
  • Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
  • I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.
  • Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
  • Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
  • You don't have to turn on a game to play with me.
  • They don't call me Super for nothing.
  • If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.
• Category: Superheros
  • Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.
  • Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
  • As it happens, the suit does come off.
  • Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
  • Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
  • They say I’m faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
  • Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.
  • I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now… wanna come along for the ride?
  • I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
  • It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
  • Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
  • You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.
  • I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
  • I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately.
  • Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
  • I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
  • You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
  • Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
  • You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes…
  • You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable.
  • Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
  • They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
  • They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
  • My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
  • As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
• Category: Tall Person
  • (One tall person to another) Finally, someone I can see eye-to-eye on everything with!
  • (One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.
  • I know the air is pretty thin up there, why don't you lay in my bed and catch your breath?
  • You’re a tall drink of water – and I’m thirsty!
  • I want to climb you like a jungle gym.
  • How much does it cost to ride to the top?
  • I'm 6'7" standing up… and 9" laying down.
  • I'm tall because… I'm standing on my wallet.
  • Will you have my NBA babies?
  • You know, we’re all the same height laying down…
  • The best part about being this tall is that it is easy to see cute girls like you in a crowd.
  • You would totally be worth the climb!
  • I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.
  • Do you play basketball?
  • I'm six-foot-six and EVERYTHING is in proportion.
  • I'm six-foot-five, but I'd like to be six feet under you
  • You are tall enough to ride this ride!
  • Can you do me a favor and grab me that book off the shelf for me… and then hand me your phone number?
  • You know, it's been a while since I climbed a tree.
  • If everything was in proportion, I'd be 9'3"
• Category: The Big Bang Theory
  • Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.
  • There is no cache, let's just go straight to the hard drive.
  • Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.
  • Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.
  • You turn my software into hardware.
  • If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
  • Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.
  • Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!
  • You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
  • Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.
  • I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.
  • You're a photo quanta to my valence electron – you excite me to another level.
  • I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
  • If I could make any compound, I'd make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together.
  • You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.
  • It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.
  • My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!
  • Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
  • On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011.
  • If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me – rough or smooth?
  • You're so hot you denature my proteins.
  • Your bosons – they give me a hadron.
  • I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.
  • Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.
  • You give me epsilon, I'll give you Delta. Together we can find limits.
• Category: The Hunger Games
  • Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cause you look like you've got survival skills. 
  • Are you Katniss Everdeen? Because you've got my district in an uprising. 
  • Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself. 
  • I really want to strike up a conversation, but my breath smells like blood. 
  • I would eat poison berries for you. 
  • I would love to see you again – can I get your smoke signal? 
  • I'm really into inter-district dating. 
• Category: The Walking Dead
  • Are you tired? Because you've been dragging your feet around my mind all day
  • Your beauty is eating away at my heart.
  • How many walkers will it take for me to kill until you have sex with me?
  • Hey. You look kinda cute with those twisted legs, torn off jaw and eye dangling on your cheek
  • Are those maggots in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • It is the end of the world. Let's make love until we feel alive again.
  • I have no idea where Carl is, but I'm 100% sure that I want you.
  • I like my sex how I like to kill Walkers: quick and dirty
  • Do you have a little zombie in you? Would you like some?
  • Am I Daryl Dixon? Because I have an arrow and I'd like to penetrate you.
  • Hurry! Walkers are almost here, say you'll go out with me!
  • Are you a Walker? Because you just walked away with my heart.
  • Are you a zombie? [no] Want some?
  • Are you into necrophilia?
  • I Chews Chews Chews You!
  • Hey, wanna Rigor my Mortis?
  • Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!
  • Damn, I'm now gonna have to rewrite my Zombie Plan to include you.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know.
  • Hey girl, I'd love to eat your brains out
• Category: Tinder
  • Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?
  • Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
  • I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw.
  • They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
  • You've got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.
  • Sup Tinderella
  • Prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder
• Category: Travel
  • Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
  • Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Costa Rica.
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  • The way our eyes were Interlaken, I knew you were the one.
  • What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
  • Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora?
  • I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
  • Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.
  • Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.
  • Are you mexican? Because you're my Juan and only!
  • Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
  • Are you from Japan? Because Udon know how much I adore you.
  • If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.
  • Don’t leave me and go to Vientiane, because I’d be Laos without you.
  • You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
  • I want to flip your Ipswich, over Andover, Andover again.
  • This may not be India, but since I saw you I've felt like I'm in Lucknow.
  • Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
  • Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
  • I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
  • Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
  • Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
  • Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
  • Are you from India? Cause I'm trying to get In-di-a pants.
  • Do you mind if I sit down, cause Jamaican my heart race!
  • I hope you're not a monk, cause I'd love to go Tibet with you.
  • Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I know you're my Seoul-mate.
  • I Ecua-dor you!
  • You've Mozambiqued my interest.
  • Irish you'd go on a date with me because you're so pretty you're Dublin my heart rate.
  • Everything has been so wonderful since you Cayman to my life
  • Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.
  • This wouldn't feel like a Lonely Planet if I were with you.
  • I'm Havana dream about you.
  • We Bali know each other, but I Jakarta take my eyes off you!
  • Hi, 'Hanoi'ce to meet you. 'Ha long' you been coming here?
  • You must be from Paris, 'cause you're driving me in-Seine.
  • Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
  • Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
  • You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
  • Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
  • Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
  • Your clothes would look great on my Florence.
• Category: Tree Hugger & Environmentalist
  • Since cars pollute, can I pick you up on my electric scooter?
  • Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?
  • I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!
  • Are you a tree hugger? Cause you're about to get some wood.
  • I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly
  • You blow my mind like Geothermal Heating Technology!
  • Your eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?
  • What time do you get off work? Let's carpool it back to my place.
  • You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
  • I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently.
  • If I wrote you a protest song, would you sing it with me?
  • You’re so hot you must've started all of this darn global warming
  • Like the bamboo sheets on your bed I want to cover you with sustainable love!
  • Are all your appliances energy efficient? Because when I saw you the room became more environmentally friendly!
• Category: Twilight
  • Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you? 
  • Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body? 
  • Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy. 
  • Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you. 
  • I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds 
  • I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’ 
  • I have a private island. Wanna see it? 
  • I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin? 
  • My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You. 
  • Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. 
  • So…how do you feel about dogs? 
  • Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf. 
  • Why can’t I stop dazzling people? 
  • Will you be the mother of my puppies? 
  • You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back. 
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit. 
  • Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel. 
• Category: Twitter
  • I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!
  • Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!
  • Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?
  • You must be in a wrong place… the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.
  • Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
  • You've got me feeling twitterpated!
  • Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Kim Kardashian.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!
  • I could read your random thoughts all night long.
  • Hey, I just followed you… and this is crazy… but follow me back… so I can DM you baby!
  • I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart… I'm here to apply!
  • It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.
  • If you were a tweet, I'd favorite you, but I wouldn't retweet you. I don't want to share you with anyone else.
  • If you were a tweet, you'd be my only favorite.
  • Babe in my mind, you're always trending.
  • I usually don't follow someone on the first night, but for you I'll make an exception.
  • Every breath you take… every tweet you make… I'll be following you.
  • A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!
  • If you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!
  • Follow me so I can DM you "tweet" dreams.
• Category: Uncategorized
  • Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my penis.
  • Are you from the Thailand? Cause tonight you’re going to Bangkok
  • I love your accent, I could listen to it all day
  • Are you Italian? Venice the day I can take you out on a date?
  • You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman's Sampler.
  • Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
  • The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!
  • Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
  • Be mine because you're fine.
  • Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt for Valentine's Day.
  • I'll be your "alentine" for now, you'll need to give me the "V" after dinner.
  • I was going to get you a box of chocolates, but you already have a sweeter box.
  • When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.
  • Are you African? Because you’re a-frican babe!
  • I'd swim to Hawaii just to be laid by you.
  • Are you from Tokyo? Because I want to get in Japanties
  • Are you from China? Because I'm China ask you out!
  • Are you from Africa? Because I like Djibouti!
  • Is your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.
  • I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?
  • Are you from Cuba? because Havana date you
  • Are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy!
  • Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot!
  • Are you from Iraq? Cause I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up
  • I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
  • Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
  • I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
  • Hello, Cupid called… he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • No, I didn’t drink too much wedding champagne… I'm just intoxicated by you!
  • I like your last name. Can I have it?
  • We might as well get to know one another. We'll probably be seeing each other at baby showers and anniversary parties.
  • Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • I want the kind of marriage that makes my kids want to get married.
  • I'm not the wedding photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • You sure did a nice job of catching that bouquet. Let's go back to my hotel room and test your other reflexes.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • The moment I saw you, I knew we'd fall desperately in love, get married, have kids…
  • You can make me the third happiest person here, after the bride and groom.
  • That tux looks really good on you. It would also look really good on my floor. Or nicely folded and hung in my closet, if you're a neat freak.
  • I won't give my heart to anyone, but if you're brave enough you can try to steal it.
  • To be honest, I kind of wanted to nail that other bridesmaid, but you seem to have much lower standards.
  • Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
  • Can I be that somebody? Every love story is beautiful, but ours will be my favorite.
  • Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.
  • I'd love to buy you a drink from the open bar.
  • I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.
  • If you’re the bride, congratulations. If not, can I have your number?
  • There’s nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so – and I’m thinking you look good.
  • You guild my praises far above my deserts
  • By you, like your shade, I’ll ever dwell
  • Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! Im merely happy to cast eyes upon thy beauty!
  • My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.
  • I noticed you hitting it off with that fair youth. Care to make it a three-way?
  • I will repay your love with usury
  • I’ll bathe my lips in rosy dews of kisses
  • If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?
  • Hey Baby, can Ophelia up?
  • Let me seal my vowed faith on your lips.
  • I have no faculty which is not yours.
  • The fault is not in our stars but in your eyes. I mean, the stars are in your eyes… or something.
  • Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
  • You. Me. Dance floor. Now. Don't give me no ado about nothing.
  • Your title far exceeds my worth
  • Your words are Delphian oracles
  • Your words have charmed my soul
  • If I said you were the most beautified, would you say that beautified was a vile phrase?
  • You look like an angel. Or at least a minister of grace.
  • I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.
  • Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?
  • I love it when a girl knows her fried foods.
  • So when’s your next night off?
  • What time do you get off? Well what time do you get out of work?
  • Is work the only place that you are good at serving?
  • You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?
  • Can I sweep you off your practical, orthopedic waitress shoes?
  • My burger was great, but YOU are rare and well-done at the same time.
  • You brought me lunch, can I bring you dinner?
  • Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
  • I just kept ordering coffee so you’d talk to me. Now I just have to pee.
  • You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries.
  • My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?
  • Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me!
  • My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
  • I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class…
  • You could bounce a quarter off that asana!
  • You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
  • Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
  • There's nothing humble about my warrior.
  • Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
  • That's a nice pair of yoga pants… can I talk you out of them?
  • I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!
  • Wow, you're flexible… I'd love to see what you can do outside of class!
  • I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
  • Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
  • It takes two to play Pong
  • Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2. 
  • Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
  • Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match? 
  • What's a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this? 
  • You are hotter than Din's fire. 
  • You light my Deku Stick on fire. 
  • You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on. 
  • You're not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
  • Don't worry babe, I'm a gamer, so you can trust me to be good with my fingers. 
  • Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I'd die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you. 
  • Full character customization could never capture your beauty 
  • Girl, I got more game than a PS4! 
  • I better put on my Goron tunic, because you're too damn hot.
  • I need experience points. Will you help?
  • I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.
  • I took an arrow to the knee… from cupid, after seeing you.
  • I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well? 
  • I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi.
  • If I was Mario, you would be my only star. 
  • If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me? 
  • If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago! 
  • If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day. 
  • I'll wait for you like I wait for Steam sales
  • I'm gonna be Bigocto this time, and I'm gonna suck you up.
  • I'm like an Xbox… I can go 360 all night long! 
  • I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask, I'm just crazy for you.
  • Is your daddy Scorpion? Cause when I saw you all I could think is "Get over here!” 
  • Is your name Joy? Cause I want you to jump on my stick!
  • Yeah, that's right… I'm hung like a tauren. 
  • You can summon my Imp! 
  • You must be a Rogue because I was stunned when I first saw you. 
  • You must be whitemane, because you just made my champion arise! 
  • Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems. 
  • Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.
  • Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
  • Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful. 
  • Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky
  • Are you a video game cause I think you’re my Destiny!
  • Are you a Wii? Because I love your joystick!
  • Are you Alienware? Because you are out of this world.
  • Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I'll do you till you got 3 red rings. 
  • Are you made of Diamonds, because I'm digging you. 
  • Are you Mortal Kombat? Your beauty has finished me
  • Are you related to Glass Joe? Because you're an easy Knockout! 
  • Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing
  • Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.
  • Call me Lara Croft because I'm about to go Tomb Raiding.
  • Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together. 
  • Forget that rogue. As a Druid, I've got the strength AND the agility. 
  • Hey Girl, do ya wanna socket my gem? 
  • Hunters do it from 41 yards away. 
  • I have a libram of the Kama Sutra. 
  • I'm no Kobald, but you can take my candle anytime! 
  • It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing. 
  • I've heard that you are an Epic mount. 
  • My divine purpose is to please you. 
  • My Heart is BOP and you just rolled 
  • My staff can use a little enchant. I have mats and will tip! 
  • Need Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer? 
  • Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate? 
  • That means we do it in the dark. 
  • Us druids are known for our longevity. 
  • Wait till you see what my combo points can do in the bed room. 
  • Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride?
  • Want to get hammered by justice? 
  • Want to touch my Staff of Rampant Growth? 
  • Warlocks are masters of shadow magic. 
  • Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low. 
  • Are you a vendor, because I'd like to browse your goods. 
  • Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. 
  • Can I raid your molten core? 
  • Come on, girl… I have the blessing of protection! 
  • Do ya wanna grind? 
  • Do you feel it? And that just my aura. 
  • Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein.
  • Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans? 
  • I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is. 
  • I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now. 
  • I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out? 
  • I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. 
  • I want to stuff you like a Tofurkey. 
  • I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you. 
  • If I give you my number will you promise to kale me? 
  • If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help. 
  • I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini. 
  • May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegan competition. 
  • My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you. 
  • Wanna come up and see my Vitamix? 
  • Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake? 
  • You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat. 
  • You’re a hot chick… pea eater. 
  • You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you. 
  • Yours is the only meat I will ever put in my body. 
  • Baby, you marinate my tempeh. 
  • Can I cover you in agave nectar? 
  • Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy 
  • Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
  • Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.
  • That's a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
  • Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
  • We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
  • What are the chances I see you naked tonight?
  • What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?
  • You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!
  • You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match.
  • You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
  • YOU. NUMBER. NOW.
  • You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out.
  • You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.
  • You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.
  • You're so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.
  • If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
  • If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion
  • If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
  • I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
  • Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
  • Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  • Is your personality as angelic as your hair?
  • I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.
  • Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal.
  • Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'
  • My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
  • My parents are so excited, they can't wait to meet you!
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
  • If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
  • If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • Do you believe in love at first swipe?
  • Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but no 'D' in 'refrigerator'?
  • Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
  • Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?
  • Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
  • Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.
  • Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.
  • Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
  • Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you.
  • Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?
  • Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?
  • Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
  • How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
  • I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
  • I never saw you coming and I'll never be the same.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
  • I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • If beauty were time, you'd be eternity
  • 69 miles away, huh? Well that's ironic…
  • Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants
  • Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.
  • Are you from China? Cause I'm China get in your pants.
  • Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth.
  • Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
  • Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?
  • Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.
  • Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!
  • I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. 
  • Life is short. Let's fk and see if there is anything after that. Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't. 
  • Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
  • I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
  • I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks
  • I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
  • I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
  • I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
  • Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
  • Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
  • My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
  • Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
  • See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
  • What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  • You smell… We should go take a shower together.
  • Baby, Ive got and eight inch tounge and i can breathe through my ears.
  • Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
  • Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
  • Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
  • Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
  • You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
  • I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.
  • I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
  • You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
  • (Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?
  • A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
  • Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
  • Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
  • Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
  • Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
  • Hey baby, I’d like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.
  • Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
  • Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
  • Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you all day
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
  • I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
  • My bologna has a first name…
  • You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
  • You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
  • Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
  • Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
  • Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle!
  • Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…
  • Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
  • Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
  • Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
  • I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
  • Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
  • Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
  • Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
  • Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
  • You dropped something! [What?] Your smile
  • I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
  • Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
  • My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
  • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  • Were do you hide your wings?
  • What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
  • You look like trash, may I take you out?
  • You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
  • Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
  • Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
  • You’re That “Nothing” When People Ask Me What I’m Thinking About.
  • Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
  • Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
  • Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
  • I have a feeling that you’re trouble
  • I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
  • I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  • I’d rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in
  • If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
  • If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
  • If you’re advertising, I’m buying!
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
  • Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
  • Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
  • Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
  • I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
  • I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
  • Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
  • Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
  • I think my heart just lagged.
  • I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
  • I’m bigger and better than the Titantic – only 200 women went down on that vessel!
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
  • If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  • If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
  • If you were floor boards i would take out all the nails and screw you.
  • My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
  • Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
  • Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
  • What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
  • [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
  • How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
  • Are you from mexico because i think you’re the juan for me!
  • Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
  • You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
  • Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  • I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
  • If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
  • Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
  • There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
  • Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  • When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
  • With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  • I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.
  • You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  • I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
  • I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
  • Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
  • Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
  • What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
  • You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
  • Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  • Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
  • Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  • Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
  • He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
  • Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
  • Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? “Comeoniwannalayya”.
  • Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far.
  • I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!
  • I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  • Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one
  • Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
  • You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
  • I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
  • Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
  • Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
  • When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
  • I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
  • Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
  • Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
  • Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
  • Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
  • Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
  • Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
  • If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
  • Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
  • You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
  • I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
  • If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
  • My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
  • My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
  • Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • You make me wish I weren’t gay!
  • Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • (Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
  • At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, “Wanna roll?”
  • Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
  • Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
  • Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  • Dose it matter where here is if I’m there?
  • I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  • Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
  • I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics
  • I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
  • I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
  • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
  • Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
  • My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
  • Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
  • Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”
  • Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
  • Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
  • Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
  • Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
  • Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • Fk me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  • Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
  • My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
  • Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
  • Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
  • I think I love you but I can’t be sure until I kiss you…
  • I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart
  • I’m a burglar and I’m gonna smash your backdoor in.
  • If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
  • If you weren
  • Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
  • There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
  • Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
  • Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
  • I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
  • Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
  • The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
  • I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
  • If I was an enzyme, I
  • If you were a booger I would pick you first.
  • If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
  • Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
  • One of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick. And if I don’t get one soon, they won’t let me pledge…
  • So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
  • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
  • You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
  • Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
  • Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.
  • Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you’ve got nice eyes.
  • Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
  • Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
  • Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
  • She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
  • I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
  • I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  • May I end this sentence with a proposition?
  • You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.
  • Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.
  • dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
  • Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
  • Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
  • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  • Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
  • Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
  • Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?
  • I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
  • Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
  • Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
  • Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
  • If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
  • Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
  • If I can’t buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
  • if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
  • Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • With great penis, comes great responsibility.
  • You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
  • You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
  • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
  • Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  • I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
  • You remind me of the 21 letters in the Alphabet (She: there 26 letters) Oh I forgot the U R A Q T
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
  • Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me!
  • Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
  • Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
  • I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
  • Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
  • My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
  • Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
  • Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
  • Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
  • Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
  • Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
  • Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
  • Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
  • I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
  • Wanna grab a coffee because i like you a latte!
  • I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
  • If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
  • If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  • Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
  • Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
  • Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
  • Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.
  • Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend.
  • Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  • Find a girl at the bar, walk over to her, and say “you put the ‘hot ass’ in my shot glass.
  • Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
  • Hey I see your wearing clothes, I’m wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
  • Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
  • I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
  • Give me a bottle of wine and ill make you mine.
  • Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas
  • You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
  • Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
  • I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..
  • I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
  • Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
  • Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
  • When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
  • (Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
  • Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!!
  • Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
  • Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (sure to get responses)
  • Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
  • I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
  • I know where there is a good party, they’ve got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
  • I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  • If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
  • If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
  • It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
  • Just where do those legs of yours end?
  • Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
  • Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
  • Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
  • Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
  • Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
  • Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  • Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
  • Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
  • Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
  • Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
  • Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
  • Are you a volcano? Because i lava you
  • Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
  • You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
  • Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
  • I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
  • Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
  • Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • You MUST have a nice personality.
  • Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis?
  • Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
  • I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup
  • I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness
  • I love baseball so take me home baby!
  • If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks
  • If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?
  • Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
  • You shall be my Wife
  • I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
  • You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
  • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
  • If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.
  • Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
  • What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
  • You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  • You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
  • Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  • Fuck me if i’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?.
  • Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
  • Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
  • I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
  • Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
  • My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
  • You’re really not hot enough to get away with being this boring
  • Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
  • Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you
  • I’m an army recruiter. Why don’t you come over to my place and “be all you can be.”
  • I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
  • I’m like a power plant. It’s hard to turn me down and I can turn you on
  • I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
  • WAIT, don’t drink that. Don’t you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess it’s too late.
  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
  • (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
  • Believe it or not, gettin’ laid is still hard when you’re this good-looking.
  • Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?
  • Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
  • Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
  • Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
  • Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is ‘no’), OK then, can we just practice?
  • I’ve had a crush on you for years
  • You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you
  • Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
  • You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
  • I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
  • My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
  • Say, that’s a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
  • So what haven’t you been told tonight?
  • The things I would do if I got a few roofies in you.
  • What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
  • When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
  • Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
  • Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
  • Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  • Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
  • Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
  • Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  • I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
  • I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
  • You are almost as hot as my mom.
  • I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
  • If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • If kisses were snowflakes, I
  • My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  • You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
  • Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
  • Be unique and different, say yes.
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
  • Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
  • Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?
  • Hi, I have big feet.
  • Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  • Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
  • Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
  • Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
  • I’m easy. Are you?
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
  • As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
  • Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • Girl, if you were a porch I’d take out all the nails and screw ya.
  • Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • You can’t be my first, but you can be my last
  • Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
  • I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi
  • Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
  • Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
  • Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
  • Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
  • You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
  • Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
  • Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Excuse me M’am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
  • Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
  • Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
  • 8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you.
  • I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  • I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
  • I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
  • Save water, shower with a friend!
  • Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
  • Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want some?
  • How much will $20 get me?
  • I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true?.” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
  • Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
  • I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
  • Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
  • You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
  • How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
  • I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
  • If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
  • It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
  • My name’s [your name], but you can call me “lover.”
  • You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  • Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
  • Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
  • Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you’re America’s Finest
  • Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
  • Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night
  • Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you
  • Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
  • I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
  • I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
  • It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
  • Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
  • Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
  • The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
  • What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
  • Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.
  • Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
  • Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had sex.
  • Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
  • Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
  • Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
  • Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
  • Kanye feel the love tonight?
  • Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
  • Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”
  • I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • I won’t give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
  • I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on
  • Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  • So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
  • So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
  • You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
  • You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  • (As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
  • Dinner first? No? Hey, if we’re gonna have sex I gotta eat!
  • Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
  • Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?
  • How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
  • “I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
  • 8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
  • If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
  • If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
  • I have a feeling that you like trouble
  • I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
  • You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
  • Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
  • I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
  • Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
  • Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  • Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
  • Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
  • Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
  • Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
  • Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
  • Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
  • You’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl
  • I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
  • My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
  • I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
  • Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.
  • Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
  • Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAERITTO.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  • Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
  • Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
  • My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
  • Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
  • Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fk? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
  • How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
  • I may not be the best looking guy here, but Im the only one talking to you.
  • I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.
  • Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
  • You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
  • I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
  • I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  • I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  • Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
  • Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
  • Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
  • Don’t sweat the petty things… pet the sweaty things!
  • Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.
  • I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
  • Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
  • Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
  • Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
  • Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
  • You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
  • (Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
  • I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
  • If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
  • Is your father Lil Caeser? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
  • I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
  • I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.
  • Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
  • If you want me, don’t shake me, or wake me, just take me.
  • They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
  • Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
  • Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.
  • I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
  • I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
  • If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
  • If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
  • It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.
  • Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
  • Can you give me a tour of your body?
  • Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
  • Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
• Category: Your Name
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it.
  • Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
  • Is your name dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you.
  • Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!
  • Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
  • Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
  • Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
  • Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!