Category: Astronomy Pick Up Lines That Work!
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
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Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
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Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
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My pants are approaching escape velocity.
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My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
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Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
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Hey girl! Let me orbit around that ass.
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Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
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