Category: Back to School Pick Up Lines That Work!

Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.

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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

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That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.

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If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you to take the SATs, because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

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Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.

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You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you.

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I wish I was your Calculus homework, because I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk!

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Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

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Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

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