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It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
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I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I'm being lead to Bethlehem.
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Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
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The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'… how about dinner?
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If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
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How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
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How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
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Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
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Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
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Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
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