Category: For Women Pick Up Lines That Work!
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
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If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
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I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
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I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live
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I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
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I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?
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Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you
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I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
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Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.
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I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
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