Category: Gay & Lesbian Pick Up Lines That Work!
Have you ever bought a vibrator? [No.] Do you want to rent one?
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I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
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You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
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Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
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When I'm around you I can't think straight.
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Do you mind if I push in your stool?
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I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants… wait a minute, yes I have – mine!
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Nice butt! What time does it open?
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Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
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You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
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