Category: Historical Pick Up Lines That Work!
Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.
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There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings.
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore… my face should be among them!
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Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm mean, TET Offensive?
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Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
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