Category: 4th of July Independence Day Pick Up Lines That Work!
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just… carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
There's too much power in my pants that needs to be balanced. Will you help me release it?
Wanna role play? I'll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.