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I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.
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Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.
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Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
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Are you a unicorn? Because you’re my fantasy
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Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
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If you were a camel, I'd hump you!
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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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Do you like Eagles? Cause I can make you sore.
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Do you like Sea World, because you’re about to be in my splash zone
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I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
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