Category: Animal Pick Up Lines That Work!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
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Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
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If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
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If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!
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Life's a jungle – let's go to your place and bang like animals!
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If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?
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Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
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If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken
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It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn’t be out in the open!
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Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
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