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Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!
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Girl, you’re like Mastercard – seeing you is priceless
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What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now
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Do you have a Bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
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Do you like Wendy’s? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendy’s nuts slide across your face.
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Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can't get this footling for free.
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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
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How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?
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Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
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