Category: Car & Truck Pick Up Lines That Work!

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
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They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?
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I'd love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
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Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?
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Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
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If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
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Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.
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Would you like to blow my head gasket?
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My nuts are made of titanium.
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