Category: Christmas Pick Up Lines That Work!
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
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Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
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Believe me… if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
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Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
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I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
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What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
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Some of my best toys run on batteries…
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Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight…
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You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
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