Category: Hockey Pick Up Lines That Work!
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
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If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
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Can I slip one past your goalie?
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You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
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Hi, my name's Stanley… wanna see my cup?
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10 Simple Fool-Proof Steps to Attract Hotter Women
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
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I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
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What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
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You know, less teeth means more tongue!
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Nice Skates… wanna puck?
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