Category: Mexican Pick Up Lines That Work!
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.
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Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
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I'll even throw in my secret sauce free of charge.
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Hey chica! There's a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited.
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I'm the Juan for you.
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Chica, you're like a piñata, because I’d definitely hit that!
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Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
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Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.
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One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
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I would love to stuff your piñata.
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