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You know why solomon had so many wives? Because he never found you.
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You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.
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Can your bring your feelings for me to church on Tuesday night? Because I’m damn sure it’s mutual.
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I can be your scripture hero.
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Are you feeling cold, because I could be your Holy Ghost.
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If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.
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If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.
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Even with the Liahona I get lost in your eyes
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Do you go to EFY because I’m especially for you.
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Are you a gadiaton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
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