Category: Pirate Pick Up Lines That Work!
I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!
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Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight!
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Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?
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Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
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I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!
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Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
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Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
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Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
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Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
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Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
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