Category: Presidential Pick Up Lines That Work!
I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
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If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
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I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
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Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
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They call me Mao Ze DONG.
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I've got a five year plan and it includes you… well, it doesn't have to be five years – one night works for me!
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Let's role play – I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.
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I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
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The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
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I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
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