Category: Presidential Pick Up Lines That Work!
I motion to elongate the caucus.
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You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
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I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
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Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
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The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
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You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!
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How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
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Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
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I'm like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I'd be.
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I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
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