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The gates of repentance are always open…just like my heart for you.
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The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah.
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Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
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All I want for Channukah is you.
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Got any Jewish in you? Want some?
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That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
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Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
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God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
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Are you the massiah, because I've been waiting for you.
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Can I light your manorah?
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