Category: Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines That Work!

Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
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I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
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Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
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How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
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How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
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My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
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Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
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You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.
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Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
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My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
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